up 2 no good

hey im aspen! enjoy ur stay and please do not spit on anything. He/Him

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[logarto]

none of you are allowed to badmouth winnie the pooh. i will find out and i will destroy you.

[c-ptsdofficial]

me, forcing myself to ask for help, hands trembling, voice shaking: im not feeling so good my sweet dude *finger guns*

[skin0myt33th]

goodbye, billdewey.

billdewey, aka bean

[skin0myt33th]

goodbye, billdewey.

billdewey, aka bean

[rcktpwr]

[lyctorgideon]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[skin0myt33th]

shouting into the void: “Acknowledge my presence”

[vanwizard]

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

[figma-deactivated20161222]

brah fuck it im just die

[skin0myt33th]

sad ): bean ):

[classicmeevs]

[schluddle]

tear in my heart // twenty øne piløts

[staraptor]

here they come! clickity clack down the track its the down with cis express

choo choo

[thisiselliz]

[asapscience]

The underside of a “weeping” fungus cap. Some tree-dwelling fungi secrete a liquid when they are growing, a process known by botanists as guttation, ridding themselves of excess liquid through their pores.  Photographed by Harvey Roberts

[rpdofficer]