Local art snob

I once accidentally bartered a homeless person my 2 sausage rolls for their 3 donuts.

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[birch-fence]

lmao i lost at least 7 followers after reblogging that…. anyway if you exclude nonbinary people you’re ignoring the white stripe of the trans flag; aces and aros are not straight and thus lgbt+ because theyre literally not attracted to the opposite sex, trans women are real women, and physical dysphoria is not required to be considered trans

[birch-fence]

me watching the terfs, aphobes and transmeds disappear from my follower count

[loverxxboy]

happy pride month its 20 fucking 19 can we please stop going in circles about who is or isnt lgbt enough to be at pride and focus instead on throwing corporations and cops under the down with cis bus and pushing the gas pedal all the way to the floor

[amvs]

not to get analytical on main but women rejecting softness and love and pointless politeness due to being treated like shit for being women is not the same as men rejecting these things because men are already expected to be violent and unempathetic. basically what im saying here is a woman’s “edginess” is absolutely not the same as a man’s

[amvs]

women being edgy: cool, epic, a natural response to a patriarchal society by rebelling against such expectations

men being ‘edgy’: boring, overdone, usually just a man conforming to misogynistic behaviors

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[lunar-pantheon]

man like. being lgbt kind of ruins time with relatives in a very specific way that cishets will never truly experience. like family time can be rough tm but theres a special brand of discomfort that lgbt people face and it’s kinda wild

[themauvesoul]

It’s the specific feeling of “these people’s love is entirely conditional, and I know exactly what the conditions are, and one day I’m gonna have to bite the bullet and come out and none of these people will love me anymore”. It’s not a feeling cishet ppl experience for obvious reasons.

[the-glimmer-worm]

The creator of Why Do We Have Hands: Rat Edition, proudly presents Why Do We Have Hands: Gay Rat Edition

[aiweirdness]

Once again, a neural net tries to name cats

Last year I trained a neural net to generate new names for kittens, by giving it a list of over 8,000 existing cat names to imitate. Starting from scratch, with zero knowledge of English or any context for the words and letter combinations it was trying out, it tried to predict what letters might be found in cat names, and in which order. Its names ranged from the strange to the completely nonsensical to the highly unfortunate (Retchion, Hurler, and Trickles were some of its suggestions). Without knowledge of English beyond its list of cat names, it didn’t know what letter combinations to avoid.

So I decided to revisit the cat-naming problem, this time using a neural net that had a lot more context. GPT-2, trained by OpenAI on a huge chunk of the internet, knows which words and letter combinations tend to be used together on the English-language internet. It also has (mostly) figured out which words and letter combinations to avoid, at least in some contexts (though it does tend to suddenly switch contexts, and then, yikes).

When I trained GPT-2 on the list of cat names using Max Woolf’s colab notebook, it still retained a lot of what it had learned from the rest of the internet. Gone were the strange names like “Tilly-Mapper” and “Balllucidoux” - it had a bunch of real words it could use instead. Here are some of the names it came up with - and the Morris Animal Refuge (who you may remember from that time they used neural net names for their guinea pigs) has given some of these names to some highly adoptable kittens.

First, neural net can do fancy:

Taffeta Pompompur Monocle Tom Glitter Notion Tinnitus Cheesemonger M. Tinklesby Linklater Soap

It can also do the opposite of fancy:

Scat Cat Butthole Gangrene Moisture Grotesque Petard Oilbag Buttwig The Cream Meatbag Dr Fart Fudge Putty Scumbag Constipation BUTT

And it can also do names ranging from tough to downright sinister:

Miss Vulgar Lillith The Vamp Elle Fury Deadbolt Romeo of Darkness Starmaker Fist Warning Signs Bibles Smoked The Firestarter Higher Rune Scarlet Be Thy Coat Kill All Humans Bones Of The Master Mr. Sinister Evil Whispers Spawn Serendipitous Kill Stranglehold

(Starmaker and Sparky Buttons are from a litter that had upper respiratory infections that damaged their eyes, but even though their world is kinda cloudy, they love to play and cuddle.)

I’m a particular fan of the Very Weird cat names:

Honeystring Dr Leg Tom Noodle Pinball Scene Peanutbutterjiggles You’re Telling A Lie Beep Boop Thoughts Bobble Bun Atmosphere You Name It Whiskeridoo Sparky Buttons

Seemingly This Guy Various Authors Chicken Whiskey Fish Especially Thelonious Monsieur Ringo Shuffles Sweet Cakes EXTAs (Eye Stalks) Checker Spin Donut Quin Two Patz Grandpa He Glad Funky Moe Fluttering Feelers Accepted A Tribute Chewie Bean PLEASE Gregory Chimney Notable PRODUCT LEGEND Weird Science Platinum Not Suitable For Character the Enforcer

Did I mention these cats are adoptable? If you live near Philadelphia, you live near these kitties!

Bonus content: yet more cat names!

[lightbit]

Notion is an amazing cat name. I love it.

[tredlocity]

Emmy Cicierega’s Ariel vs Neil Cicierega’s Ariel

[charlesoberonn]

These two creators were siblings the whole time and none of you thought to tell me?

[from-mars-to-venus]

I read this guy’s thesis floating around on the web once that actually stated that the Cicierega family has basically singlehandedly shaped internet culture and are alone some of the most important figures in pop culture but literally barely anyone actually knows who they are. It’s interesting stuff

[robespierreofficiel]

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

here we fucking go

[feralfens]

*bangs pots and pans* IS THAT DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ENGLISH THREE TEACHER?!? IS THAT FUCKING DYSTOPIAN ENOUGH??!?!?

[maculategiraffe]

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

[cwicseolfor]

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

[essoreese]

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

[strangelyregular]

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

[ace-pervert]

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

[ladysaytenn]

This will not prevent your house from burning down again, former Polygon journalist and active sex freak Nick Robinson

[teamrocketing]

my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous

“what is your gender?” “Top hats”

[fabrickind]

*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*

*panics*

[jsbachtopus]

both of these toilets are for liza minnelli and no one else

[dizzydevious]

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(original post by @peteseeger!)

[cuppykin]

When the McElroys are drawn like this I get happy

[lesbiancousin]

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

[lesbiancousin]

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

[thegenderdetective]

You really hate women don’t you

[lesbiancousin]

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

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Regardless of other factors, do you believe asexual people have the right to be part of this community because of their asexual identity?

Yes: 94.2%, 1838 respondents. No: 5.8%, 113 respondents.

Regardless of other factors, do you believe aromantic people have the right to be part of this community because of their aromantic identity?

Yes: 92.2%, 1771 respondents No: 7.8%, 149 respondents

Meaning of the letter “A” when appearing in LGBT[…]+ acronyms:

Asexual: 95.4% of respondents, 1936 total

Aromantic: 80.7% of respondents, 1639 total

Agender: 66.7% of respondents, 1353 total

Ally: 13.9% of respondents, 282 total.

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I’m just posting this here for my aces and aros who are feeling down on themselves and defeated tonight. Remember that nine out of ten people support you and that the current loudest voices are not those of the majority.

[nastynibblesreturns]

I know a few people who might benefit from seeing this.

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

Holy… holy shit… that makes me so, so happy, you can’t even know-

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@creativity-killed-thekitten 💜