Skinwalker Awareness and Research Society

Spreading the word on the skinwalker invasion one step at a time.

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A Brief Summary

Hello and welcome to my 'blog'. You may call me Change (not my real name for my own safety of course). I am a researcher who is currently studying what may become my magnum opus, skinwalkers. My pronouns are he/him and I am currently 18.

Please do not interact with me if you are:

Under the age of 18

Racist

Sexist

Homophobic

Transphobic

Generally, any kind of bigoted

A citizen of the US State of Maine (skinwalker central)

"Fucked up and Evil" Whatever that's meant to imply

A skinwalker

"Not" a skinwalker

Against the scientific method

Or a shadow clone

If you do not fall into any of the above categories, you may continue onwards. If you are, then please consider going whichever other blog that catches your fancy. Thank you for reading. - Change

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I don't need to be "normal" I need to be AWARE of THEM.

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And maybe some water too...

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I don't need to be "normal" I need to be AWARE of THEM.

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Roommate might be a skinwalker but she pays half the rent, and we actually get along well so I'm just indifferent. If I ever become unfortunate enough to find confirmation I think I'll just ignore it because at this point, we should have a mutual understanding to not snitch or steal each other's skin.

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Just discovered "Jerma". I am very concerned. But also, exceptionally entertained. I must do more research.

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I've been thinking about how to keep my skin from being stolen. So far, the thought experiment has proven fruitless. I do NOT have the budget for brightly colored body paints to pretend to be poisonous with via aposematism. And I am NOT covering myself in poisonous chemicals because I myself would get poisoned.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

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Been too busy learning how society works to research the skinwalkers. How do they even manage this, I'm human and it's still overwhelming.

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Slow walkers are so strange. Why on Earth would you want to walk SLOWER when there are skinwalkers out there???

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I love drinking water. Remember to drink water.

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My fellow scientists MOCK AND ACCUSE me of being a skinwalker. Little do they know I AM FULLY AWARE OF THEIR SKIN STEALING NATURE. Also one of them talked about pregnancy for some reason??? The skinwalkers surround me but I will stay vigilant in my research.

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Sometimes I miss the earthen walls of the bunker. Until I remember that it was VERY lonely down there and it was MISERABLE. The beds were nice though... Why are all the ones up here rectangular, that's one of the worst bed shapes.

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How To Detect A Skinwalker

This question has been very pertinent to me throughout my research. Sadly, if it were simple to detect a skinwalker, I would assume the general scientific community would have caught on by now. Here's some examples of UNDENIABLE skinwalker behavior.

Stealing someone's skin.

Admitting to being a skinwalker (unlikely).

And that's it...

As you can likely tell, skinwalker research is an extremely new field. And most of it lies only in theory. Hopefully as time progresses, I'll have learned more about these fiends, but in the meantime stay safe out there my fellow people of science.

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Skinwalker Facts

Skinwalkers are real.

Over 30% of the human population are skinwalkers.

These individuals are VERY dangerous.

If someone you believe to be a human asks for your skin, quietly distance yourself from them.

Most skinwalkers will remain docile as long as you do not reveal their true identity.

Skinwalkers are the apex predators above humanity. DO NOT under ANY circumstance initiate combat.

Eye contact with a skinwalker is seen as aggression, avoid as best as you can.

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Greetings!

A good friend of mine has recently taught me about this 'Tumblr' and needless to say, it caught my attention. I am a researcher dedicated to the investigation of skinwalkers. They are real, and they surround us. Please forgive my poor usage of any of the websites features as I adjust to using a 'personal computer'. But do not worry, for I am sure to adapt quickly, I think.