#roomates

[pinknblueluv3r]

do you guys think my roommate knows I have “friends” over while she’s gone and have “fun” with them?

[schrodingers-anarchist]

I feel like it's hard to be mad at someone for being inconsiderate, because I am basically demanding they make an extra effort. Everyone's got their own lives, it's understandable you can't always think of others, even if a bare bit of effort is necessary for day-to-day life.

But on the other hand, if you see I want to use the bathroom while you're in there (because you never lock the very easy to lock door and refuse to answer to knocking) and go on to not flush the toiler and instead immidiately take the world's longest shower (spending all the hot water I'll need to clean the dishes, including the ones you "cleaned") without a second of pause where you consider not immediately showering so I can use the only toilet in the apartment, I do feel within my rights to put you in a torture dungeon.

[girlcreaturefeature]

Mine ROOMATE *seethes with anger hissing dramatically*, Heh.... she has no IDEA what she has wrought *down with the sickness starts playing(its very scary and cool)*. I have unleashed xX_THE BEAST_Xx within... Like the TITANS escaping from TAR-TAR-US(like in that one Rick Riordan book(he is very cool and scary))! *inhales* It shall be cataclysmic, the wrath THAT WENCH hath rought upon the world!!! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thus my RESPONSE TO HER, Hehe.... be: YOUR. MOTHER. HOMOSEXUAL. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[chestersbraincell]

JUST realised that headmate is probably a word-play of roommate. That makes so much sense oh my god

[momus-follower]

just saw the spider web in the corner of my room is full of fly corpses

thank you again roommate spiders for your services

[19thvirus]

My roommate (who is double my age btw) does not care for his cat at all... like at first a kinda jokes about trying to win his cat over... but now the cat is actually so thin, and whenever i'm in the common room he seems so starved for attention...

I've already told him twice his cat doesn't seem to be eating his food and then after a week his cat doesn't eat it anymore cause he leaves the packages just slingering around in the open...

Anyway... i'm so close to buying food myself, but it's not my cat... idk

[fixitfiction]

Should have been lesbians

[loserrslovemee]

I want to live with at least one of my friends in my life. And I realized if I do and we fight I’m going to slam their door and in the next 15 minutes I’ll come to their room with a plate of fruit and go “I’m sorry I made fruit”

AND I thought about it and theyre going to have to see all my shower stuff and all my bathroom stuff