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Andy: How long have you been sleeping with Sam?
Jane: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get – why would – I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your - you have the nerve, the audacity, Sam is my colleague, technically. And he is terrible face-wise. And how - how - do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate!
Jane: I have made a horrible decision to trust you.
Sam: A horrible decision, really.
Tony: You're really campaigning for dick of the year, aren't you?
Tommy: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Jamie: Can you describe the guy who stabbed you?
Andy: Yes, he was not very friendly.
Tim: You're not coming with me?
Sam: I'm not your mom.
Sam: Here's your sandwich. I'll pick you up at 5.
Jamie: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost through your life.
Dale: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Barb: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Andy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in thirty years!
Tony: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Nora: Mental stability, my old friend!
WELCOME BACK, JANE.
You are surrounded by all the people you have loved and lost, but is saving them worth losing your future?
WELCOME BACK, JAMIE.
This is a chance to save your friends. This is a chance to try again. This is a chance to try and be happy. But is it worth losing your stars, your moon, your sun?
Angela: I sort of did something and I need your advice but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Nora: And you came to me?
Jamie: You're smiling. Did something good happen?
Nora: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Tommy: Andy tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Nora: You're pretty dumb.
Tommy: Thank you.
Nora: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Tommy: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives of life.
Angela: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Angela: ...Not you, Barb. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Tommy, bitterly with a bitter expression: I'm not bitter.
Dale: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?
Dale: To show people that I'm unhappy but still cool.
Dale: That was my sarcastic voice.
Karen: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Dale: I've been told that.
Sam: Andy, keep an eye on Tony today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself arrested.
Andy: Sure, I'd love to see Tony get arrested.
Sam: Try again.
Andy: I will stop Tony from getting arrested.
Sam: Correct.