hi!!

20 (18+) they/he/it hrdknk blog!! pls keep urself safe!

[bitesizedbro]

hihii!

this is a nsfw 18+ acc, minors dni

*everything discussed or posted about is between consenting adults and is fantasy*

about me, and what 2 expect from this acc after the cut!!

butchbearcowcub

moomin/moonie

they/he/it + and more

✿ | LIMITS/NOPE: scat, detrans(DNI), severe gore, emeto, 'limitless/no limit' subs/doms, MINORS LEAVE!!!

✿ | Blogs that I will block: minors (duh), blank, detrans, blogs with no age, most cismen

✿ | posts referring to "sunnie" or tagged with #sunnie is in reference 2 my bf (big brother/dad) we r nonmonogamous

✿ | i'm fat and 5'1 :o3

✿ | fauxcest/incest fetish warning !! ageplay, cnc, petplay, maybe.. misgendering me sometimes is ok

- sillypuppyboyclownguy <:3 (you can find that kind of stuff on @/moonzieblu)

MINORS DNI

dms are open and so are asks :]

[teddzieblu]

me personally i'm looking for someone's eyes to dialate when i tell them i've been using the palm of my hand to put out bowls and i've been holding it there longer and longer bc the burn feels rlly nice

[doelescent]

big brother taking your virginity in your childhood bedroom before you go to college because they don't want some fucking idiot frat boy to be your first time

[bitesizedbro]

updates

im growing a beard i have a kind of mustache and ive achieved hairy belly this is huge

[xxgraveyardpuppyxx]

Stares at you all rapeable from my friends gamer cave, with big little brother eyes

[xxgraveyardpuppyxx]

I neeeeed to date someone who looks similar to me, then tell people we are siblings but be concerning close and flirty :((((

[qualifiedcutie]

I’m asking you to put your age in your bio (FAQ)

What does that mean? Your age should be visible in your blog description or blog title. I’m not asking you to tell me your age by sending me a private message, I want to be able to see it on your blog. Do I have to share my exact age? If you prefer not to share your exact age, it’s also okay use a description like “20 something years old”, “in my 40′s”, “25 < my age < 30″, “born in the 80s” or your birth year. However, “18+” does not count as an age since it’s too vague and can also just be used as a synonym for NSFW. Why do I have to share my age? Because this is an NSFW blog and I want to try my best to make sure no minors are following me. Also, I prefer knowing a bit more (basic info!) about the people who are following me than just their kinks. Why don’t you just ask me? It’s a hell lot of work to keep sending everyone private messages just to ask for their age. If it’s easy to reply with a message, then I’m sure you can change your blog description too. Also, I’m sure I’m not the only NSFW blog you decided to follow, and many others want you to put your age in your bio as well. But it’s private information! Telling us whether you’re in your 20s or 40s isn’t gonna make us find out who you are exactly. It’s not “private info”, it’s basic info. But I still don’t wanna do it… Then I’m happy to block you.

[bitesizedbro]

big sister who turns into my little sister after two hits of the joint

[yuriartillery]

well my big sister has articulate and informed opinions about various musical subgenres and she's going to explain them to me so i can repeat them back to you half as intelligently and come off as a massive prick

[punishedpony]

u just need ur big sister to brush ur teeth for u then maybe u will chill out for a little while.

[bitesizedbro]

talks with dad in the garage that turn into being asked 2 smoke a joint that turns into being taught how 2 give him head

[xxgraveyardpuppyxx]

Im literally just a pocket sized puppy dog made to be hunted by something much much bigger and much more monstrous...

[goofybunnysblog]

That moment of 'oh thank God you're into this too' after you reveal a kink you were worried was gonna get you dumped

[mastersoverminds-4]

I feel like it's also important to realize a good partner isn't going to dump you for a kink they don't share with you

[bitesizedbro]

little sibling i can keep next to me all the time that follows me around like a lost pet :O]

[ickytreats]

I really don’t wanna wear a bra today…my answer to this is letting big brother cup and hold my tits all day!

I say it’s a win, win situation…I get to be comfy and pressed up to my big bro all day. While my big brother gets to grope and hold me all day. We can also stay extra warm like this since it is chilly…

I think it’s perfect for a clingy duo like us but what do I know?

[xxgraveyardpuppyxx]

One of the awesome things about being a wheelchair user is that I always see my thighs spread out nicely and jiggling anywhere I go

[bitesizedbro]

big brothers were made to be held down and used as toys everyone knows this