skortan

you may find me elsewhere

[somewhatlargerobot]

Visit Original Link

[skortan8]

Me:

Parents:

Me:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds in*

Parents: iebdwibtifhd

Me: what

Parents: HDJEHDIFNE

Me: what

Me: *takes out earbuds*

Parents:

Parents:

Me: *puts earbuds back in*

Parents: jekdelwnfoehdir

Me: what

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

long-term nuclear waste warning messages + rich people's indoor swimming pools

[skortan8]

honestly forgot i even had a tumblr

[skortan8]

ground control to myspace tom

ground control to myspace tom

lock your friends list  and put some music on

[skortan8]

I wanna learn how to speak in full width text

y’know, “ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｉｓ”

[abingdonii]

hi everyone

I know tumblr is all “omg” about bath bombs at the moment I’m here to be your resident killjoy

just make sure your bathbombs don’t have sugar in them because HOLY URINARY TRACT INFECTION BATMAN

same goes for a lot of artificial perfumes

[ychr-deactivated20150601]

i don’t use bath bombs but reblogged because very few people deserve to have uti

[skortan8]

I used to get urinary tract infection quite often as a kid and let me tell you from experience...

That shit HURTS.

[skortan8]

sorry for disappearing - to my 0 followers

i got cowabunga’d

[skortan8]

Dear thieves,

It is not a moral compass. It is the law.

[skortan8]

ye

[56blogscrazy]

[skortan8]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: don't call me boy, friend.

Someone else: Don't call me friend, bucko.

Person 3: Don't call me bucko, pal.

And so on and so forth...

[just-shower-thoughts]

Life is not Pay to win because we’re technically using “in game” currency, it is more like Spawn to win.

[skortan8]

it is also spawn to lose, living bucket of tonsil stones

[i-am-a-fish]

feliz navidaddy

[skortan8]

pls stop

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

[luvmangosdope]

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

[yesbitemeharder]

Why tf we ain’t got these?

[rooksandravens]

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

[skortan8]

we need these

[skortan8]

Drake looks like he stubbed his toe and honestly

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

[demilypyro]

TELL ME WHY

[civveon]

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

[demilypyro]

I WANT IT THAT WAY

[palmmall]

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

[shortangrybisexual]

Oh my god I totally forgot about that