maybe catholics were right. stop being horny.
i posted this LAST NIGHT i’m so sorry what have i done
i don't do bad sauce passes
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maybe catholics were right. stop being horny.
i posted this LAST NIGHT i’m so sorry what have i done
Me: *Posts picture of a stick*
Tumblr: IS THAT A DICK!? BOOKEM BOYS!!
This Kirby will protect your posts from being flagged
I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly
Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged
He looks like a boobie
STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
No adult content??? Time to ban your own ads tumblr
Wrong Number Gone Right
Also why the fuck are so many porn blogs following me all of a sudden!?!?
I kinda want to get back into tumblr but also kinda want to redo my blog and my dash because everyone has changed so much but I feel like I can't unfollow anyone because there's too much nostalgia there lol
Send me one
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.
MAROON = You taught me something new.
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
MAUVE = You are really talented.
BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.
THISTLE = I only just started following you.
HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname.
INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time.
FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold.
UMBER = I want to know more about you.
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you.
FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody.
PLUM = I’d like to chat with you.
FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you.
CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something!
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you!
PURPLE = We should be friends.
Or make up your own!
Send me a color!
I never do this so why not
if u want
my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
me: okay, finally now is sleep
my body: no. wrong.
You’re Now Banned From Walmart
I’m not crying you’re crying
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So I realized I never put this up. Tumblr meet my little girl Emilia!!