hey friend

i dont know what this blog is for, honestly. but you can stay if you want! i like you. 

[skrizzles]

Hey! If you happen to watch Tony Bomboni ASMR, I think you should reconsider supporting him. This video hardly covers 1/3 of the shit he’s said/done.

[sneepysnop]

plot twist: the bible was meant to be taken literally and we’re all going to hell for wearing mixed fabrics

[nourrice]

[robelessd]

always

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

MY THREE STEP PLAN TO DEFEAT ISIS:

1) DESTROY ISIS

2) GET RID OF OTHER TERRORISTS TOO

3) STOP TERRORISTS FROM ATTACKING US

[sneepysnop]

why are dogs even allowed to die frankly it’s rude

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[fakenasty]

Omfg

[sneepysnop]

i did art for the first time and i think it went well

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take a moment to revel in the fact that trump threw a hissy fit because a buzzfeed reporter had the gall to take pictures of all the empty seats at one of his rallies. this is the photos trump wanted people to see:

this is the photo a buzzfeed reporter took of the front seats, closest to the podium, as viewed from behind. ok sure there are some empty seats.

but it gets worse. these are the photos from the far back.

and then he keeps saying that his rallies are packed and overflowing

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

[phoebemaciver-deactivated201701]

Note to all girls

You don’t HAVE to have a boyfriend before you reach your 20’s. I see a lot of girls saying they feel insecure because they’ve never had a boyfriend or are still a virgin. Don’t hate that about yourself, it just shows that you are capable of surviving tough teenage yourself, and with the added bonus of no heart breaks! Sometimes the people who are meant to be in your lives will come later than others. But that one person will come and it will be good.

[whatacatch]

me: *wants to go back to school so I can have a routine again* me: *remembers how bad I get during school* me: fuck

[floambones]

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

[dullish]

Some say, he’s a coke bottle on the weekends..

oh I’m so funny, made myself chuckle

[imahammondette-blog]

James May’s bio is better than yours will ever be😂😂😂

[crownglass39]

Jeremy’s Scrotum On Fire

James is terribly sympathetic.

Why is it that teenage boys are inclined to put toothpaste on their testicles?  As a teenage girl, I never once wondered what it would feel like if I put toothpaste on my bits….

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