the best dang chicken tenders

hey yo i'm a kinda nerdy 18 year old named lauren and im currently going to college in northern california. this was a fandom blog. I don't know what happened. ~24 days~

[kadywicker]

there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called "the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it's a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body"

[perfecthorse]

[zorri]

*in a horse accent* help

[azaleatown]

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

[looking4myson]

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

[sunriseofflutes-deactivated2021]

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

[ayellowbirds]

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

100 years later new orleans is still Like That

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[callmebliss]

I HAVE COIN

[swordinite]

Today on ‘Hozier Liked’

[transfemininomenon]

not to say anything positive about america but the revolutionaries inventing guerrilla warfare is the funniest shit to me they were just like “hey what if instead of standing in lines all orderly getting shot what if we like, didn’t” and the brits were just like “what the fuck. what the fuck is happening this isn’t in the rule book what the fuck”

[silk101]

[realistically-unrealistic]

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

[melonami]

every single day of my life i’m so thankful for my cat idk what to do with myself happy thanksgiving

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[blackbitchenergy]

Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James. And he was surprised 😭😭

[zechv]

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

[stability]

[tvandfilm]

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

[nu11-pointer]

Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

[tlitookilakin]

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

[squided]

Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

[cahootings]

What, pray tell, the fuck