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Sandbar: I'm gonna teach you guys about sculpting. Which, of course, is art. Now, I think of art as a physical expression of emotion! So let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now!

Smolder: Stabbing.

Sandbar: Stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity… That I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Smolder: Well maybe I feel STABBY!

Sandbar: …… So, sculpting. Why don't we come up with an idea for a sculpture we can all build together?

Smolder: A knife.

Sandbar: No!

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What? Did you think we were gone forever?

Anywhere But Here will continue...

Artist for this gorgeous piece was Kaban!

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Sandbar: Well, we need your help.

Swift Foot: Great! Who are we killing? (pulls out knife) I won’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

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EEA Inspector: I must say, Miss Glimmer, I was quite impressed with your resume. Not only have you achieved high marks in every level of formalized magic education, but you were even the personal protege of the Princess of Friendship herself. If you don’t mind me asking, what exactly made you choose this profession?

Sandbar: (sticking his head in the door) Headmare Starlight? Smolder accidentally set the gymnasium on fire again.

Starlight: I’ll let you know when I find out.