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ship aesthetics: jake peralta & amy santiago (brooklyn nine-nine)

#i love this shit #jake x amy #b99

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Jake: This is my ex-girlfriend, Amy.

Amy: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that.

Amy: I’m his wife.

#b99 #jake x amy

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LOOKING FOR NEW OWNERS & MODS

Hi there! We are looking for a couple of people to take over @brooklyn99fans. We still love Brooklyn Nine-Nine and we have loved running this community… but we don’t have time anymore and can’t put the same effort into sharing content with you as we used to.

We’re looking for someone who can share content regularly and maintain the community tags so others can search easily. We’d love if there could be more than one person so that updating the community never feels like a burden. The more the merrier, here.

The community has over 2750+ members and I know it will only continue to grow with more consistent sharing.

Message me @skyeborn if you’re interested.

@skyeborn + @danicashipper 💕

#brooklyn99fans #looking for new owners

The Signs as Bad Fanfiction Writers

Aries: turned off spellcheck and never looked back

Taurus: "lol fuck canon"

Gemini: would actually be a pretty good writer if they would stop calling characters by their hair color all the damn time

Cancer: can't imagine a fanfiction where they write their favorite character shagging anyone but their OC

Leo: three words: Throbbing Meat Wand

Vigro: can't describe anything without writing at least 30 fucking adjectives for the same thing in front of it

Libra: "Ohayo, Snape Sensei," Harry-kun said blushing, "You are looking Sugoi today, desu."

Scorpio: Thinks their writing is better & more mature the more times they have the characters curse at & insult each other, no matter how inappropriate (ie. Smurfs)

Sagittarius: "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears"

Capricorn: has written 10 different fanfics about their most hated character dying within the past month

Aquarius: writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen

Pisces: "hi this is my first fic sorry i suck at summaries hope you enjoy"

#om g