devil in disguise

You can call me Queen Bee, and baby I'll rule. Let me live that fantasy.

[nickthederelict]

Why would I hug someone?

[skylar-roswell]

C'mere you big, bad, wolf.

[nickthederelict]

You. You’re an exception. Skylar, you’ve been living with us for over a year now. It’s staying that way until you have to go off to college.

[skylar-roswell]

I don't think I've ever hugged you, do you even hug people.

[nickthederelict]

Sweetheart, how often do I reserve a gentle approach towards people? Fair enough—you’re less unsightly than most of your peers. Wonderful. But you’re still staying here?

[skylar-roswell]

Just about as often as you do when you accept people into your life. And look, here I am! Thank you. Uh, if you want me too? I don't want to overstay my welcome or whatever.

[roswell-becca]

Haven’t really been able to keep anything down so .. thanks — I guess. It’s the thought that counts.

[skylar-roswell]

Well, I hope you do soon. I don't want you dying due to lack of food. You're too awesome to have that in your gravestone. Palm Sunday always puts me in a good mood, I'm actually still in the house if you want to watch some movies or something?

[roswell-becca]

Wasn’t feeling good so mom told me to stay in bed.

[skylar-roswell]

I wish she would have told me, I would've brought you back some of your favorites.....

[roswell-becca]

Hi.

[skylar-roswell]

I went to church with mom this morning, Palm Sunday and all...where were you at?

[nickthederelict]

You’re the least likely candidate for a virgin. Ever. Does it really? Perhaps if she’d practiced parenting skills, this situation wouldn’t have been necessary. 

[skylar-roswell]

Whoa now, a bit harsh. If you recall, I've only been with you, Jason, and Declan. I have some sort of control. She means well, we got smoothies and talked about cheer leading. It wasn't as horrible as I assumed it to be.

[roswell-becca]

[skylar-roswell]

Hey there.

[nickthederelict]

How terrible for you. I have the pleasure of atheist parents, and a husband too lazy to make it out the door, let alone to a house of god. Work and scotch. 

[skylar-roswell]

At least I don't have to be the virgin Mary in plays. I did it to please the family, since living with you upsets everyone and their mother. Work and scotch, sounds lovely.

[nickthederelict]

At the expense of others, what could be more appetizing? How’re you, sweetheart? 

[skylar-roswell]

Couldn't have said it better. Eh, it was alright. It was palm Sunday, so I went to church with my old lady. How about you handsome?

[mirandahelps-blog]

[quetusonrisa-cambieelmundo]

[skylar-roswell]

@skylarroswell; Spent the day with my mom.......it wasn't completely horrid.

[nickthederelict]

Things have been too dull for my liking. I enjoy what I can.

[skylar-roswell]

You and I both know this place is shit, but it provides some HBO drama every now and then.

[nickthederelict]

Entirely.

[skylar-roswell]

I can tell, I haven't seen you smile like that in a while.

[skylar-roswell]

[nickthederelict]

[skylar-roswell]

Amused?

[nickthederelict]

Fascinating. As I recall, milk was a beverage, not a solid. Leftover stir-fry. I’m going out tonight.

[skylar-roswell]

One day you're going to come home and I'm going to be dead from starvation. All that's in the pantry are crackers and rice. You're hanging out with Christian, right?