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Sarah. 22. Taurus Sun|Aries Moon|INFJ They/Them

[ijaazat]

I gotta go I'm doing hot girl shit *continues to peel the yellow wallpaper*

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

you all hate to see a gnc bitch thriving in a marsh environment

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me

[sovietnam]

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

i really beg of all of you to learn how to use poc right because saying poc kids makes no fucking sense. it's kids of color. women of color. men of color. [noun] of color.

[cyelatm]

Well I’ve gone and done it.

I’ve made a sock design based on my socks comic so that you can give socks socks to your loved ones, or just buy them for yourself to make yourself happy! Loving yourself is import too. Buy them here! (ships to U.S. or U.S. and EU depending on style)

Buy them here: https://teespring.com/cyelatm-socks

[cyelatm]

Put these things on your feet! While you’re at it, why not save on shipping and check out some of my other cyelatm-inspired designs, such as the classic “Always Confused” feat. Rachelle

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[redlipstickresurrected]

[kristina100000]

just like yah yah said lana doesn’t try to sell girl power & im honest to god so grateful for that. she just wants to have orgies on benzodiazepines

[fluoresensitivearchived]

miley … taylor … katy … megan trainor: girled power ! flex ur woman’d bone … mama didn’t raise no quitter!!

lana: *dolpin noises* *horny ghost sounds over electric guitar* d a d d  yyyy … blue jeans … fat cock …

me:

[learseldest]

me, finishing up an episode of star trek tos: that was incredible! you really can see why this show was such a cultural touchstone. i wonder what i’ll be treated to next!

star trek, immediately and without warning: 

[italian-shitstorm]

Hey so I know there is so much bad stuff going on rn with the Amazon and people trying to use the Spiderman stuff to take attention away from it, but over the past week The Florida Aquarium in Tampa has been able to successfully help coral reproduce in a lab. Which is amazing news because this ciuld literally help our oceans with the rising temperatures and bleaching of the corals. This could help bring back native corals and help our oceans thrive again.

[italian-shitstorm]

A link for anyone interested in reading about it!

[fairycosmos]

so where's the dating app that'll help me find a homoerotic rival

[avvrice]

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

[avvrice]

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

[unclefather]

[cewn]

[c3rvida3]

"How to find the right glasses for your face shape", oh, bullshit. You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever.

[rosalista]

me: makes a sim

me: