Harry: Guys, I think I’m in love with Malfoy
Hermione: Wow Harry! I’m really glad you realised that. How did you come to see it though?
Harry: Well first I was getting pretty jealous of him and Parkinson, and I was pretty obsessed with him back in Sixth Year, and I realised I’ve been looking at him more recently
Harry: And also I’ve been hearing voices from the walls whispering in my head every night telling me that I’m in love with Malfoy
Ron: Oh yeah that’s just me, I wanted to speed things up a little bit












