[root-deer]

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

[softcore-revolutionary]

Why is consent such a hard concept?

[skyline-to]

me: *goes to Jamaica*

Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica

me: baliegdeh

[997]

mgmt: CONTROL YOURSELF TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME

my 2008 self: 

[juyeooon]

tiddies? Out

third eye? Open

they were? Roommates

hotel? Trivago

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[buttsmut-deactivated20180911]

#cat says lemme smash

[bodyglitter]

if you purposely leave trash on the floor and say shit like ‘oh the janitor will get it’ you’re ugly

[userboxer]

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

i love this pic of a bear i googled ‘bears’ the other day and saved it and i cant stop looking at it. those ears! that puff!

[eurobeatbeetle]

its the perfect bear!

[gaws]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[goon]

he looks like hes about to write one of those “me, an intellectual” posts

[plasmalogical]

every fucking day on this website you absolute cretins attack me in some awful way i never expected

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[heyyyharry]

Can we take time to appreciate this article title?

[flecked]

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

[distinguishedbaloney]

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