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A tourist arrives at a sheepfold where he sees a shepherd with his dog near him. “Listen, Mr. Shepherd, is your dog bad ?” the tourist asked. “Yes, it is.” “Does it bi…

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“What is your greatest whis ?” a reporter asks a waiter at an interview. “Customers to eat at home, and the tip to send it to us by post”, the waiter says.

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A chimpanzee and a baboon have seated next to each other during a service in church. The pastor said: “Turn to your neighbors and say they are beautiful and adorably created by God”. Th…

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Year 1995 —— Answer all questions Year 2000 —— Answer any 5 questions Year 2005 —— Select the correct answer (A, B or C) Year 2010 —— Write either A or B Year 2015 —— Please only read the question…

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The husband comes home and finds his wife in bed with his neighbor, an antiquarian. “Miserable bitch ! What about this man here ?” “Er… You see, he told me he intended to pa…

#jokes #fun #antiquarian #husband #wife #bitch

Question at Radio Gaga: “What has Schwartzenegger long, Denny DeVito has short, Madonna hasn’t and Pope doesn’t use it ?” Answer: “The surname, of course. Shame on yo…

#jokes #fun #funny #Schwartzenegger #Danny DeVito #Pope #Madonna

“Your book ‘1 000 Recipes for Bachelors’ won’t be successful at all .” “Why ?” “It is totaly daunting ! Almost all recipes start with ‘take …

#jokes #funny #fun #cook #bestseller #book

The wife visits her husband in jail. “Kids grow up and ask questions…”, she tells him. “Do they ask where their father is ?” “No. They ask where you hid the mone…

#jokes #jail #funny #kids #questions

Husband and wife discuss. She is very upset: “You are a pig ! A bastard ! What about this pantyhose in your pocket ?” He is very calm and tells her smiling: “My dear, the neighbo…

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One of the passengers on the ship tells the captain that on a small island is a ragged man who jumps and makes signs with his hands near a fire. “Who is the guy ? What happened with him ?&#82…

#fun #jokes #castaway #ship

The Italian returns home and finds his wife in bed with his godfather. “How could you do that, bitch ?”, he asks his wife. “Listen here ! Did you buy meat ?” wife asks him. …

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The husband is reading the newspaper. “Dear, it seems your mother has reached Istanbul”, he tells his wife. “How so ? Is this written in the newspaper ?”, she says puzzled. …

#jokes #fun #news #mother-in-law

A recent study has shown what men do after having sex: ♦ 5 % of men prefer to read a book. ♦ 7 % of them drink a glass of whisky. ♦ 3 % of men watch TV. ♦ 4 % them smoke a cigarette. ♦ 1 % of them …

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“Hey, Dicky ! How do you defend youself against AIDS ?” “I”m smart. I know how to do it.” “How ?” “I always wear the condom.” “Always ?&#…

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A boy and a girl are at the cinema bar waiting the movie to start. The seller woman asks them: “Do you want popcorn ?” “No, thanks.” “Maybe you want cola ?” &#82…

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A priest is near the bed of a very sick man who is dying. According to the ritual, he tells the sick: “Say now that you give up your connection with the devil !” Silence… “S…

#jokes #humour #fun #sick #priest #devil #satan

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