My guilty conscience sets me free

Im Alexandria, and this wonderful looking blog you are currently perusin' is my life.  Tribute(s)

[fedswatching]

lmfao

[streaky-bacon]

recent studies show i hate everything

[baaadgreenranger]

[bombing]

we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere

[2000ish]

[cavebae]

Just cancel the next pokémon game and bring this back.

[female-fitnessinspiration]

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[spacekingjack]

[sweatrboy]

Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.”

Me: 

[jayywesst]

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills😂

[the1movement]

swear 

[sleeplesspapi-deactivated202107]

No responsibilities

[vii-10]

Naps

[baawri]

“I’m Queen Latifah and I’m an actor.“

[filmchrist]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[ruinedchildhood]

Quality Childrens Programming.

[africant]

[spongebob-daily]

[aquasquatch]

[chappellandtheroans]

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.