stuff skymaker says

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on music players

[14:53] <skymaker> do you ever have one of those days [14:53] <skymaker> where your music player just suddenly decides to play everything 900% faster than usual [14:54] <skymaker> and you just can't figure out why

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on “Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns”

[21:09] <skymaker> lel [21:09] <skymaker> I have never watched this before  http://kissanime.com/Anime/Pokemon-Mewtwo-Returns-Sub/Special?id=113415

[21:09] <skymaker> but it can basically be summed up as "watch Team Rocket screw everything up even more than usual"

[21:46] <skymaker> XD [21:47] <skymaker> 52:33 - 53:01 [21:47] <skymaker> "IT DIDN'T WORK! oDo " [21:47] <skymaker> no shit [21:52] <skymaker> 56:44 aw mang he went super saiyan [21:54] <Sodel_the_V> skymaker: aww, no spiky hair [21:55] <skymaker> 59:56 terror++ [21:56] * Sodel_the_V tries to think of a good Bill Cosby joke [21:56] <Sodel_the_V> "It's ok, you won't remember a thing..." [21:58] <skymaker> 1:02:30 and then be became a psychic urban street ninja [21:58] <skymaker> the end [21:58] <Sodel_the_V> Hahahaha [21:59] <skymaker> Sodel_the_V: I'm not even joking [21:59] <skymaker> aparently [21:59] <skymaker> apparently* [21:59] * Sodel_the_V looks [21:59] <skymaker> this film was dumb but Mewtwo was pretty cool when he wasn't busy wangsting [21:59] <Sodel_the_V> ... You really weren't [22:00] <skymaker> have I ever lied [22:00] <skymaker> Kingsqueee: don't answer that [22:00] <Sodel_the_V> Not that I know of, technically [22:00] * skymaker steeples his fingers :8D [22:01] <skymaker> I have to say though [22:01] <skymaker> I really do like that Mewtwo actively avoided combat as a solution to his problems [22:02] <skymaker> and managed to find an alternative solution that basically resulted in zero deaths and an essentially permanent resolution [22:02] <Sodel_the_V> Yeah. That's not a typical movie climax [22:03] <skymaker> I simultaneously am annoyed by Mewtwo's constant angst over his origins and highly appreciative of his rational, calculating, and level-headed characterization [22:03] <Sodel_the_V> Haha, yeah. I watched that movie ages ago, and that was my impression [22:05] <skymaker> on the flipside, it's irritating that Team Rocket and Giovanni basically learned nothing from the whole experience [22:05] <skymaker> since they obviously don't remember anymore [22:06] <skymaker> it would have been funny if Mewtwo wiped everyone's memories but Giovanni's /:D [22:06] <Sodel_the_V> Yeah. As far as the outside world in concerned, none of the movie's events really took place [22:06] <Sodel_the_V> Ha! Yes! [22:06] <skymaker> also they supposedly still have computer files and documents on Mewtwo [22:06] <skymaker> I would presume [22:06] <skymaker> so /:U [22:06] <skymaker> iunno [22:06] <Sodel_the_V> Mewtwo also wiped the computer's memory, of course [22:07] <skymaker> all of them [22:07] <skymaker> across the entire planet [22:07] <Sodel_the_V> Computers' [22:07] <Sodel_the_V> Yes. His power is so big! [22:07] <skymaker> this is what caused the Y2K bug [22:07] <skymaker> mystery solved. [22:07] <Sodel_the_V> Hahahaha [22:08] <skymaker> can I just have a sweet low-key miniseries about Mewtwo being a street ninja [22:08] <skymaker> done by someone who actually knows how to write [22:08] <skymaker> that's all I want [22:09] <Sodel_the_V> That would be pretty excellent, actually [22:09] <Sodel_the_V> My mind can't envision anything but Mewtwo as Batman, without the gadgets or costume [22:09] <skymaker> naw [22:10] <skymaker> he just hangs out people-watching [22:10] <skymaker> and steals people's hotdogs when they aren't watching [22:10] <skymaker> and occasionally gets chased by the local street kids [22:10] <Sodel_the_V> Hahaha, I like that even better. "Buncha freaks" [22:11] <skymaker> it'd be a low-key slice-of-life and outsider-commentary-on-society kind of series [22:11] <Sodel_the_V> Man, I'd watch the heck out of that [22:11] <skymaker> where Mewtwo occasionally interferes with local street people and their problems from the sidelines [22:11] <skymaker> using his sweet magic psychic powers [22:11] <skymaker> and occasionally talking with the local pokemon [22:16] <skymaker> there would be at least one scene where Mewtwo winds up sleeping in an oddly comfy box in an alley and be mistaken for an abandoned kitten-mon by a 5-year-old girl [22:17] <skymaker> and then [22:17] <skymaker> 5 years later [22:17] <skymaker> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN2IcbUWS-Y u):8D)b [22:18] <Sodel_the_V> Hahaha yes! [22:18] <skymaker> except deadpan [22:18] <skymaker> and psychic [22:18] * skymaker is just mentally photoshopping grumpy, disgruntled Mewtwo over every Oliver instance in this clip [22:19] <skymaker> "COME ON, MEWTWO" [22:19] <skymaker> "no. :I " [22:19] <skymaker> "DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR SHINY NEW COLLAR MEWTWO" [22:19] <skymaker> "no. :|| " [22:20] <skymaker> "Good night, kitty!" [22:20] <skymaker> "no. :III "