Floating

Alex | 19 | ENTP The woods are lovely dark and deep, but I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.

[orteil42]

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

[orteil42]

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

[cottoncandylesbo]

this post gets even funnier once you know that op made cookie clicker

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

😂😭😭😭

[arisentyou]

In crying 😭

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[crtter]

Let’s bring those back

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

What the fuck am I looking at

[krystal-prisms]

Is this what a seizure feels like

[mgs3pe]

are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

[cans-of-rain-deactivated2019010]

the people tagging this with “both bitch” are incredibly powerful and not to be trifled with

[twitterlols]

[lonepapi]

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

[hydro-homies]

Plague inc is getting harder and harder…

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[bisexualgambit]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Never forget the time my grandma said that St. Patrick didn’t chase all the snakes out of Ireland because there are still Brits there fcgvhbjnkm

[bisexualgambit]

this is absolutely 100% okay to reblog

[teathattast]

windy

[imaloser90skid]

Those horses were gettin’ the fuck outta there.

[kumatora-deactivated20240325]

Hey I’ve seen this video a few times both on here and on twitter, and I want you guys to know this is a 3D render. https://www.instagram.com/p/BuHvu4SF8PA/ This is the original post/artist here! It’s a shame since I keep seeing this without people even knowing it’s a render/not real, and that the artist doesn’t even have a shred of credit.

[anzozi-everywhere]

[wrathcishet-deactivated20200410]

@srrybabe

[autistic-bipolar-psychotic]

Shout out to mentally ill people who dropped out of school

- shout out to the kids who were “so bright” and ‘heading somewhere” and had to drop out because school was too much to handle along with mental illness

- shout out to the kids who struggled to get where they got before they dropped out

- shout out to the kids who tried and tried and tried and still couldn’t finish

you aren’t unintelligent because you dropped out of school, you aren’t a delinquent or a bad person because you dropped out of school, just because you did what you had to doesn’t make you a bad person

[philosophyisaliarsometimes]

[pollyjean]

before you write: THINK!

is it Tender?

is it Homoerotic?

is it Implicitly homosexual?

is it Noticeably repressed?

is it Kind of gay?