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ālisten son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him "horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and cleanāā - ana lilacstables, probably
ā thinking about running out of toilet paper and having to wipe my ass with like, dental floss, or a mouth wash bottle, and getting very upset ā - violets having a nightmare













