Awkward Mess

Multi-fandom blog by a mess of an awkward turtleduck | Cole Skylar | He/Him

[skytreader]

My band director keeps saying he needs to change his ringtone because it hits different in 2020. His ringtone is It's The End Of The World As We Know It by R.E.M.

[linddzz]

Whoever runs the fake trump facebook is having the time of their friggin life

[skytreader]

Whoever made Pitioss Ruins needs to choke on a rusty nail. Solheim is lucky they're all already dead, because I'd make the whole motherfucking country pay for creating this place.

[skytreader]

I have never wanted to murder a fictional character more than I want to utterly obliterate Bahamut in FFXV right now

[skytreader]

Drinking game!

While playing Final Fantasy XV, take a shot everytime Gladio yells at you unnecessarily!

You will be wasted if you take Iggy to get the royal arm after Altissa.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[skytreader]

I declared myself a flaming trash bucket of goblins in a discord server and then someone tried to use me to fight someone with a Pikachu profile pic.

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Now I'm negotiating for a more varied diet and fair treatment

[skytreader]

I've been deemed too young and unruly and have been released back into the wild to eat bears

[skytreader]

I declared myself a flaming trash bucket of goblins in a discord server and then someone tried to use me to fight someone with a Pikachu profile pic.

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Now I'm negotiating for a more varied diet and fair treatment

[skytreader]

I may not be single, but this is still a huge mood

[the-burden-of-your-arms]

Sigyn: All I ever wanted was a normal relationship! A normal life!

Loki, eating a Kit-Kat the wrong way whilst burning down their own home: Right. I get all that, but you DID technically propose to ME, so...

Sigyn, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Loki: ... could I maybe pour some more gasoline?

Sigyn:

Sigyn: Sure, I don’t see why not

[skytreader]

Don't Go Outside by Poppy: Now is not the time to go outside

The CDC:

[skytreader]

My dad: *Tests positive for covid* *coughs* Fuck you, corona

[skytreader]

When you make a Happy Birthday tweet for a content creator and they actually see and like it:

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[korrainasamisjacket]

A repost of a repost but I had to see this so you do too.

[hotgrrlbummer]

[skytreader]

Oh my gods, it's my fucking boyfriend

@ukrainian-groove-metal

[zero-0-clock]

"u can't use 'they/them' pronouns, you're not multiple people, you're just one person!!!!"

bold of u to assume i am not a bunch of frogs tucked into a trench coat, you spindly skeleton.

[just-a-positive-lesbian]

Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)