Don't you know how to greet a new pal..?

Sup, I'm Sans. You wanna talk with me? That's cool. But I gotta warn you, if you stay around here, you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes. [idie semi-selective Sans Ask/RP sideblog. Most of the replies will be icons and text, and they will almost always not be my art] [My personal blog is purelysalty if you wanna follow me there; my main is samuel-of-mirrah]

[house-of-reluctance]

The slacker quietly hands Grump his purple beanie. Just for the day though ;) Happy Birthday Kati!

The grump’s eternal rage seems temporarily satiated by the skeleton’s sense of fashion.

(( Thanks dude! ;v; ))

[slacker-skeleton]

looks good on you, kiddo

[slacker-skeleton]

Meet the Mun!

Name: William O.

Nickname: Will, Blondie (by a very select few), and Princess (by an even SMALLER select few)

Star sign: Gemini

Gender: Male

Orientation: Pan

Favorite color: Purple

Time right now: 2:29

Average hours of sleep: 5-9

Lucky number: 7 and 9

Last thing I googled: Busy Earnin’ by the Jungle

Number of blankets: only one, but its the best one

Favorite fictional character: 

my heart, my soul

Dream job: Being a writer for either movies or games

What I am currently wearing: Jeans, Fannel, Hoodie, and Scarf (we have almost 0 heating in our dorm room)

Who tagged me: house-of-reluctance

Who to tagged: Im pretty sure I’m one of the last people to do this, but if you haven’t been tagged in this yet and you see this consider yourself tagged!

[house-of-reluctance]

Sans decides to take a nap in Grump's hair. Seems poofy enough [slacker-skeleton]

There is at least one person not happy with this

[uchuukeijigavan]

im so glad none of yall wanna fuck samurai jack

[digmon]

im gonna fuck aku

[ubuyo]

[dormiry-deactivated20180315]

because he was feeling bonely!

[busytown]

i really like platonic soriel where dunkle sans & toriel are frisk’s weird bff parents.. anywho it’s transparent

(sans isnt rly sleeping, he’s just faking so toriel will carry him 2 bed)

[meiura-venn]

Guess who’s sick of working on this it’s me

I can’t stop crossing Undertale over with Dark Souls someone stop me no don’t

Solaire and Siegmeyer were my precious children all through Dark Souls, and I couldn’t help imagining Papyrus and Sans in their respective armors.

I cannot draw Firelink Shrine I am so sorry also what are swords or armor or anything this is hard

[vaatividya]

haven’t played undertale yet, but this is probably cool

[slacker-skeleton]

[@radoniondad look it was the halloween costume]

[gregordraws]

Frisk is sick of your crap, Sans.

[sanstheskeletxn-blog-deactivate]

8 legs means 4 pussies

“i–”

“muffet has two legs.”

“ive never even met anyone with 8 legs.”

[your-best-friend-flowey]

[slacker-skeleton]

Originally posted by penguintree

[your-best-friend-flowey]

This guy’s got the right idea.

[house-of-reluctance]

★ How about Sans.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[slacker-skeleton]

[slacker-skeleton]

●, ♀, ♫ :]

Munday Asks!

●: Which time of the day, do you rp best?

[Whenever I have time tbh]

♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse?

[Already Answered!]

♫: Is there any kind of muse, you cannot play?

[From my history of characters, most likely not]

[slacker-skeleton]

♀

Munday Asks!

♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse?

[uh, I honestly don’t know too many AUs related to Undertale, so I would just go with either Smalltale, where everyone is children (I think), or PTA Sans is fun]

[brothersebastianscompendium]

Munday-questions "How do you rp" edition

Send me a symbol for a question to the mun:

◊: Do you bing-reply or prefer reply-queueing? ●: Which time of the day, do you rp best? ☺: Do you prefer memes, or plots? ☻: Which genres do you find the easiest to play? (angst, fluff, smut, etc.) ☼: Which tropes do you find overused/boring? ♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse? ♂: Is there any kind of music, you hear while writing? What kind of music? ♠: How many muses do you have? ♣: Can you play more than one muse, at the same time, or do you divide your rp-time between your muses? ♥: Are you selective, if yes, what makes you selctive? ♦: What can ‘kill’ your muse/ your inspiration? ♪: Name three things, that are absolutely mandatory for you, to be able to roleplay! ♫: Is there any kind of muse, you cannot play? ♯:  Is there any kind of muse, you would like to play, but don’t dare? Why?

[slacker-skeleton]

Otherside (event RP) || reluctantly-determined

[slacker-skeleton]

Sans continued to watch as Undyne pounded the doors to the lab, each moment his dread and fear growing rapidly. But when the skeleton saw Toriel’s reflection in the monitor rise and face towards the door, Sans turned to catch her, grabbing onto her wrist.

T, wait..

you arent going to go to….

…..

you cant, its too far and you could get yourself hurt..

….

T, listen.

we just need to take a moment and think..

i….

[house-of-reluctance]

“Sans. I’ve had MORE than enough time to wallow here thinking.” Toriel rather sternly responded, turning to face him head on.

“There are plenty of situations in my time’s past that I’ve been hurt,”

“-I’m sure any one of us in this room could say the same.”

“But I canNOT stand here idly any longer.

Even if it’s vain to be doing so…”

”The least a woman like I could do is try.” She pled to him, gently pulling her wrist from out of his hand.

[slacker-skeleton]

T..

i...

....

.........

youre right.

She was. He couldn’t risk anymore self doubt nor countless ‘what-ifs.’ Frisk’s life could be at stake, so he must do everything that he can to avoid that outcome. Sans grabbed Toriel’s arm once more, this time squeezing a little tighter, as he began to lead her away from the door and down the hallway.

but you know, you were going the wrong way.

i know a shortcut

[brothersebastianscompendium]

Munday-questions "How do you rp" edition

Send me a symbol for a question to the mun:

◊: Do you bing-reply or prefer reply-queueing? ●: Which time of the day, do you rp best? ☺: Do you prefer memes, or plots? ☻: Which genres do you find the easiest to play? (angst, fluff, smut, etc.) ☼: Which tropes do you find overused/boring? ♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse? ♂: Is there any kind of music, you hear while writing? What kind of music? ♠: How many muses do you have? ♣: Can you play more than one muse, at the same time, or do you divide your rp-time between your muses? ♥: Are you selective, if yes, what makes you selctive? ♦: What can ‘kill’ your muse/ your inspiration? ♪: Name three things, that are absolutely mandatory for you, to be able to roleplay! ♫: Is there any kind of muse, you cannot play? ♯:  Is there any kind of muse, you would like to play, but don’t dare? Why?