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skywalkerchick1138

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

super-secret-bi-spy

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

minimalistfish-blog

Cannot not reblog.

captain-ak

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

thosekidswhohuntmonsters

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

skreeee34982047

boy am i glad this has so many notes

glnger-ale-official

Please… for the love of god.. what’s under the sticker

wiz-cool

paprika

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

wheresmyphonemp3

leylinelesbian

one-time-i-dreamt

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

elliewilliams

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

mintamenapie

Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone.

Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services.

Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with domains that no longer exist.

Those online friends you knew years ago and who then helped shaped you in some way, who you just can’t FIND anymore.

Those people who once were, and hopefully still exist IRL, that seem to have no known internet life anymore.

And those who have actually passed on, and their online lives are now a memorial to them.

I miss you all. I hope life is/was kind to you, and maybe one day, we’ll somehow connect again.

zero-eight-three

Animation is my passion.

adhighdefinition

my adhd brain:

just-shower-thoughts

If everyone’s voice sounds better to themselves when speaking than in a recording, imagine how good Morgan Freeman’s voice must sound to Morgan Freeman when he speaks.

thejusticethatissocial

bumblebeebats

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

zenja-soba

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

deathdaydreamm

soappppp

deathdaydreamm

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it

magistrate-of-mediocrity

oh. I thought it was a photo.

mykrazyuniverse

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

deathdaydreamm

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube