Castle of Microwave Bullshit

It's Rilgon (aka Kyrosiris) from Stabilized Effort Scope, but in low-effort Tumblr form! In this Tumblr, you'll find rage about IT, vidja, and numerous forms of sportsball, plus lots of owls. fuck montecristo, fuck xqc, fuck taimou, fuck effect, fuck the dallas fuel, and fuck you if you think I give a shit about your opinion about the preceding

[jupettiart]

Honey and Vamp in outfits by Skulliiboo!! 🐝🦇

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[important-animal-images]

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[datlokibumtho]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

[datlokibumtho]

Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.

[iamtotallycool]

Reblogging him face for good luck in 2026

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[moonlitvesper]

honey ✌️💖

[delmondo]

when she's stacked i overflow

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[punchelfdraws]

YCH Pinup for @rilgon of the inimitable miss Honey B. Lovely!

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[rilgon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA It turned out SO SO SO SO SOOOOOO good and I'm glad I was able to find that lingerie for a reference because it's SO her vibe too!! 💛🖤💛🖤

Thank you again for the comm!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re anti censorship and against harassing real people over fictional characters

[sunset-aria]

Demihuman Girls Hangout - Sheena and Meryl

Sheena frets over asking favors of her closest friends, such as asking Meryl to help tailor a dress for her to wear to an important fundraising gala. Yet Meryl simply sees her request as an opportunity to spend time with her, and to make her something special that only she can. If there’s one thing Meryl has learned in her work, it’s that her clothing gives people confidence. <3

[everyteenager4free1]

[tsuutarr]

[cloud-ya]

funny that I got this idea on Rise release anniversary

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel

second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock

third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson

fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

the funny thing is. I originally typed out "fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu" but then I thought 'no, I can't trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh'

I should have known. nerd ass website.