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Shepherd's Pie (primal/low carb)

Preparation: 10 minutes Cook: 45 minutes Servings: 1-2

Ingredients:

200g ground pork

200g cauliflower

1 big tomato

1 spring onion

5g butter

30g gouda, grated

1 table spoon heavy cream

1 teaspoon smoked paprika

½ teaspoon granulated garlic

Salt and pepper

Fat, oil or…

thatketostuff

Shepherd’s Pie (primal/low carb)

lowcarbalpha

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minamargaux

saltandsteel

What is stopping you. Get off of the shore.

mickeymagpie

having a flesh vessel is so annoying?????? like they have to be constantly watered, they have to be in specific temperature range to be comfortable, i’ve had a headache for like seven hours and nothing i do will get rid of it,

physical forms are so inconvenient??????????????

derinthescarletpescatarian

I knocked mine over yesterday and scraped off some of the outer barrier and it keeps sending me really annoying warning messages about it

runcibility

blood.dll has caused an access violation exception

asksecularwitch

I still can’t figure off how to turn off the monthly compile time. It goes for like 7 days wrecks all the system and takes so much CPU time.

tharook

I got the wrong model, too, and there’s no returns or exchange policy. I’m trying to make do as best I can with aftermarket modifications, but even that’s a real bind. And then I have to deal with all the purists who try to tell me I should be happy with the model I was given.

theriversdaughter

Mine has a short in the warning and alert sensors, and keeps tripping the alarm system for absolutely no reason. It’s been taken to the mechanic many times, but the best they can do is recommend daily chemical baths for the wiring to keep it from arc-faulting constantly.

fabulousworkinprogress

My uterus keeps trying to install this shitty bloatware that comes with certain dll processes and I keep refusing the update, then it goes through the whole defrag process deleting all those files.

living400lbs

My histamine system is faulty and triggers for no reason. I keep turning it down but I have to keep reapplying the patches daily.

theoldaeroplane

On the plus side some of the case mods you can do are sick as hell.

ketojenic

Antipasto Salad Kebabs

dokelsss

fatgirlgetsfitatlast

bacon was recently proved to be directly linked to cancer...

Well, thank you, but to be honest, I’d rather die of bacon cancer than losing limbs from diabetes and getting Alzheimer’s from refined carbs.

slamballin

Boom!

fromsmallvilletosuperman-deacti

This is so damn good.

I’ve made the UpLateAnyway.com no bake cheesecake before. But…

The best cheesecake I ever made when I was in school for baking and pastry arts was made with Marscapone. Not cream cheese.

So I used mascarpone in the keto recipe instead of cream cheese and it makes the world of difference!!!! Using mascarpone and then adding that layer of ganache on top- WOW!! Holy smokes!!!

And to think I made the crust in the microwave and didn’t bake the cheesecake part at all. So freakin’ bomb. ✨💖😍

fromsmallvilletosuperman-deacti

What is this? Could be? Prepackaged keto snack bars that are delicious and TRULY keto friendly? Fck yes.

These Adapt bars are incredible! They come in 5 flavours: Adapt Bar for Kids - Cookies & Cream, Brownie Adapt Bar - Lemon Cheesecake, Chocolate, Coconut

The company also makes things called CoffeeShots, which turn any hot drink instantly into a bulletproof one, and a FatShot which is like an on the go fat bomb at about 87% fat. I can’t weigh in on those products though as I have not tried them.

However we have tried the Lemon Cheesecake flavour and Cookies & Cream flavour pictured above. They smell like the most delicious candles ever- hahaha. You know those ones that make you super hungry for something delicious cause they smell so sweet and wonderful? That’s how strong the scent is. Now when I describe the texture, it will not sound pleasant- but it surprisingly is. The texture, is also much like the wax of a candle when eaten fresh out of the fridge. It’s smooth and hard and waxy- cause of all the healthy fats. But it’s really nice! And if you let it get to room temperature it’s a little more crumbly and coconutty textured- but I prefer the wax texture fresh from the fridge.

ONLY Sweetened with stevia! No maltitol, no sucralose, no isomalt or any of those other artificial sugars or harmful sugar alcohols that have a high glycemic index.

The flavour of the lemon one is so good. The Cookies & Cream one in my opinion smelled better than it tasted, but it did taste good. I think i was just surprised by how salty the cookie one taste while the lemon one did not taste salty. But coming in at 80% fat, and 1g net carb- these are AWESOME keto snacks on the go!!!

fatgirlgetsfitatlast

Carbs give you alzhiemes?!

Yes.

Alzheimer’s Disease is now being called “TYPE 3 DIABETES” by many doctors and scientists. Over-consumption of refined carbs is the major cause of Type 2 Diabetes (formerly called Adult-onset Diabetes). It is no longer called that because our children are developing this disease at an alarming rate now.

Here is a NY TIMES article on the subject.

Gluten is also tied to Dementia and Diabetes. For more information, including studies and science behind this, I strongly suggest reading the book:

Grain Brian, by Dr. David Perlmutter, MD