an alleged vampire

21 - she/her

[gooreghoul]

mary goore edit

[myinnerchildisaweirdo]

[softwaring]

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[valentin1k]

every time an f1 race is on my dash is just like update on enemy #1. update on enemy #5. update on enemy #3. enemy #7 has eaten enemy #9. alex albon is having a Bad Day :(. update on enemy #2.

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[tall]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

[wintercorrybriea2]

[kosmogrl]

remembering is the mind killer

[shiningother]

i took 50g of music and im starting to black out

[winged-void]

posting is a stress response

[un-pearable]

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever