you're so fine

michelle elizabeth collins; i've always believed that evil isn't born, it's made and while some people have the means of overcoming such an upbringing, others fall victim to their own toxicity. are you different? i might be; hybrid

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officerlaura‌:

It’s definitely the first time he’s done something like that. I don’t know if he was actually after anything in the freezer, because he hasn’t done it since. Regardless, there are fridge locks from eBay on their way to my house right now. Do you think anyone’s ever sued a cat before?

Maybe he just needed a moment to figure out if being human was really worth it because cats are usually catered to, so maybe it was just a test run. And let’s be real here, if we could all be catered to in such an extent, we probably would be. I feel like I need one for myself when it comes to the middle of the night. I have a tendency to late night snack. I’m not sure how that would work, but I’m sure people have tried. People will try anything. 

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shutuptala‌:

I mean, something tells me he was lying. I’m sure I wouldn’t want to say anything at all, let alone broadcast a story like that. But whatever dude, good for him. That’s what I thought! I hope he did tell his wife. I wonder what her reaction would have been like. Because if I had a partner who came home telling me “Honey, I got a post stuck inside me today”, I have no idea how i would respond. Probably laugh. And questions, lots of questions. 

Oh, he was definitely lying about it all. They usually do. And I totally get it, really... Some people aren’t too adventurous in the bedroom, so telling a ridiculous story is easier than being kink shamed. I’m sure he had to tell his wife. It was going to be rough to sit regularly for him for a while. I don’t know what I would say in that moment, honestly. There would be held back laughter for sure. 

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shenannighthawk‌:

I don’t remember you when I was younger, and I swear you’re not someone I would forget. My memory is pretty great! Then again, things happened that left me a bit frazzled for a few years. How was Chicago?! I’ve always wanted to go but, sadly, I really don’t travel much. I’ll leave the carb loading before activity to them - and nurses - I prefer naps after. I’m totally going to introduce myself to your neighbors! An ordinary walk with a new person?

It was some time ago, so it’s okay if you don’t remember me! I’ve got a pretty good memory myself, and I tend to forget some things. It just means we’ll have to make new memories for you to recall in the future! Chicago was wonderful, honestly. It was a great place to grow, and I’ll always cherish the time there... Aside from the city smell. There were certain places that were god awful in the summer. Perhaps we’ll just have to get you traveling, then! I’ll map out all the good places to visit. A good nap is always welcome! I’m going to tell them not to tell the crazy lady anything. And I guess that makes sense. We can find a way to make it extraordinary!

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sheriffana‌:

While it’s pretty amazing they finally came up with lady viagra, I’m hoping to not need it. Frisky is a way of life! You just talked me out of the rabbit hole. I’m going to stick with binge watching Yellowstone - which is me watching 2 episodes a week and not in a row. Name your top 3 shows.

Seriously! I’ve always been under the impression that regular viagra was made for older men to sleep with younger women, completely negating the fact that there’s a whole group of women who have been missing out on it all, so this was a step in the right direction! Is Yellowstone good? I’ve heard mixed reviews. Oh, I don’t know if I can pick a top three.

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slategraham‌:

Why not? Live a little! You’ve got a rockin’ bod so show it off! I’ve embraced mine so now I’m waiting for you to embrace yours!

I’ve got no problem living, but it’s the whole deer in a headlights situation that I try to avoid. My body is fully embraced, and has been for awhile, but that’s a show better left for prying neighbors and special people -- for now, at least.

[danneels-ackles]

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shenannighthawk‌:

Breathtaking when they are visible. Cloudy nights pass through more often than not, but the area is gorgeous regardless. Where did you live before here? Doesn’t carb load make you tired? I always need a good nap after a bunch of carbs. If your neighbors have seen worse I need to have a conversation with them. People amuse me so I would love to hear what they’ve got to say! So just a typical walk through the woods then?

That is very true! A good cloudy day is always welcome, too. I lived here when I was younger, and subsequently moved for schooling, but it was the only place I’ve ever been drawn to in the sense of settling down... which may seem lame, but it’s the truth! I’ve lived in Chicago and Portland. It all depends on whether you’d feel tired or not. Olympic swimmers carb load before a meet, so they have enough energy to plow through the water. It’s kind of the same? But not really at all. They have definitely seen worse. I like letting in natural light, and I sometimes forget that’s the case when walking through the house --or just, you know, living. I’m going to have to keep you away from my neighbors! A typical walk, yes, but that just sounds like every other day... And I’ve never went on a walk with you, so it’s not an ordinary day!

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missdelaclare‌:

I think pleasure would have been more ideal, considering that if he was just curious about fitting things inside himself there’s probably way more terrifying things he’s put inside himself. Can’t say I’ve ever tried that, and can’t say I really want to.

Pleasure was definitely the reason behind everything, but I’m telling you the amount of people who come in after sticking something into their body just to see if it fit is astounding... I’m pretty sure I’ve lost count with the amount of people coming in with things in their nose.

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slategraham‌:

Why would I howl at the moon? That’s just crazy. I’ll leave it to the dogs. Sometimes I just like to feel free from everything which is what leads to the naked excursions. You know, people generally find the woman physique more attractive so I don’t believe so. I probably would have gotten a few ‘more power to you’ and ‘embrace that body’ rather than the screams.

I was just making sure you weren’t the semi naked someone spoken of before. I honestly don’t know if I’d do the whole streaking thing further than my front door. Those who live around me have seen some pretty wild things, but stepping outside to confirm what they’ve seen just sounds like a terrible idea. So, EMBRACE YOUR BODY, SLATE! More power to you!

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sheriffana‌:

People say sex only gets better the older you get! I’m seriously hoping the saying is true because the moment I no longer enjoy the act I may as well jump off a cliff. Hmm, I don’t think I’ve ever watched a show simply because the actors in it but maybe I should start? Crime Dramas amuse me because they solve cases so much faster than anyone in real life. Jane the Virgin I started watching but got distracted and never went back. One of these rainy weekends I will curl up on the sofa and give it another go!

Hey, anything is possible these days! They’ve released feminine viagra and all. So, I don’t think cliff diving is something in your future... Plus, if you’re with the right person, I imagine you’ll be frisky until the very end! If you throw yourself down that rabbit hole, I need you to realize you’re going to get burned by some of the terrible things people are in. That is very true about crime dramas, but I think that’s why I love them so much? I particularly yelling about someone’s stupidity when a clue is found. You’ll have to let me know if it lives up to your telenovela standards, if you do!

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shenannighthawk‌:

Full moons have me out in meadows enjoying the stars, if they’re visible, the majority of the time. However, I think I can scoop some time out to bring you snacks and check out the crazy people. A part of me seriously understood his no pants moment because they are such a hassle! However, I would not be standing in the middle of the road with a beer in hand. Isn’t the whole point to scare people though?

I will say that the view of the stars here is so much better than anywhere else I’ve been! I love visiting big cities, but the light pollution alone is enough to keep a girl coming back. Snacks are always welcome at the stations, especially for the night crew. Everyone has a tendency to carb load to stay awake, so food runs aplenty! Pants are a nuisance, usually, but running outside to howl without them... I don’t know. I was going to say I wouldn’t want my neighbors to see me in such a situation, but they’ve probably seen worse. It has been, but then we got real with hunting, and honestly, I’m not trying to have anything happen to either of us!

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missdelaclare‌:

I know some people prefer the sun and being able to go outside whenever they want, but to me there’s nothing better than curling up on a dreary day with a good book and a hot cup of tea. I have to say though, given the weather, I’ve gone through far too many books since I’ve been here. I’m starting to run out! Will take any suggestions if you have some.

I do appreciate a good book, but there are times where the sun just feels like the absolute best thing known to mankind! What kind of books are you into, though? That’ll help narrow things down. 

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slategraham‌:

BEWARE OF CAMPERS! I decided to go on a midnight run through the woods in my birthday suit and traumatized some people. By people I mean a family. They all screamed - I was equally amused and offended. Or just don’t go running in your birthday suit. Not everyone appreciates a finely tuned body these days. 

...did you stop and howl at the moon? Because being naked seems to be a thing in town. Another question, do you think they would have reacted the same way if you were a woman? Asking for a friend.

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shenannighthawk‌:

I’m almost afraid to ask what comes in on those nights! Things are a bit amiss around this area which only seems to amplify when the moon is at it’s fullest. I actually saw a man howling at a full moon during our last one. Just standing in the middle of the street, beer in hand, no pants on, howling. We’ll check with rangers and the sheriff to find out which campers come without weapons before we try anything.

It’s everything you can imagine and more! Next full moon, come on in for a visit... Just bring along a snack and none of the other nurses would complain about a random presence. You can listen to what’s happening where for a bit. Oh man, the no pants would be the part that got me before the howl, honestly. Drunk people make noises, but sir, where are your pants?! That sounds like the best option, but if I’m being frank, we can just venture out to have a good time and not worrying about scaring people. If we happen to stumble upon some, well -- it was fate!

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frankie-aoibh‌:

I mean I do adore turtles, not no I don’t harass people about it. I think if everyone even does whatever they are able to, then it will still make some of the difference. But that’s a different story. A woman to my own heart, three is definitely the magic number. Anyway, other than eating all the glorious foods, what else do you like to do? 

Thank God because while I’m in the same boat with adoration, whenever I hear someone going on about saving them, I kind of just stare. Too many other factors are brought in when it comes to saving any wildlife. Three is the best number out there, if you ask me. I generally work far more than I should, since I have a terrible sleep schedule, and try my best to enjoy the area. How about yourself?

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sheriffana‌:

I may be close to 50 but I am not dead. The pulse beneath my skin reminds me whenever I find someone attractive! Television shows can be complete trash but if there are attractive people chances are I will watch at least one episode. No shame! Comedies used to be my go-to shows to watch but it seems as if they’ve taken a turn to downright cheesy or terrible the past few years. Have you seen the new show ‘Grand Hotel’? I feel like it’s teleovela crossing into american primetime and I love it. 

Hey, if I’m not well into my old age still being turned on by something, I’m going to be utterly upset... So, I totally get you. There’s another half of a century for you to get your blood bubbling. Heck, you may even surpass that much! I’ve put myself through some doozies for my favorite actresses, so I completely understand that one! I’ve only recently become a fan of comedies in the past few years. I used to hone in on dramas regularly. I have not seen it, but I’ll definitely check it out. I’ve tuned into Jane the Virgin, no matter how ridiculous the plot is, for the whole telenovela feel. It’s cheesy, but most of them are, from what I’ve gathered. It’s on Netflix, so 9/10 would recommend.

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frankie-aoibh‌:

I usually do remind them, as you know got to help save the environment with one plastic cutlery at a time and all. But I was in a rush to get myself out of the field of their negativity towards what a ‘normal’ serving size is.

Are you the type to yell about turtles when you see someone with a plastic straw? I honestly think they should crack down on recycling more than usage of plastic things. They could be melted down and used again, if nothing else... But that’s neither here nor there! I think it’s only normal for people to read serving sizes as one around here -- well, anywhere. 3? Me, myself, and I.