Notable Party Poison Quotes
with apologies to @remixphoenix who started the series
āCan someone tell me to shut the fuck up? I donāt listen when I tell myself.ā
āI brought Risk just in case we want a reason to fight them.ā
āIF I DONāT FIND MY GOOD PEN SOON, SOMEONE WILL DIE, AND IT MIGHT BE ME.ā
āI would rather eat the entire sun than talk to anyone right now.ā
āDid you say something? I was thinking about owls and how they make no sense. Like, they can turn their whole head, what the fuck.ā
āPer house rule 28, youāre actually not allowed to talk to me about laundry.ā
āHey, Iām doing a poll, would you rather be covered in your own blood or someone elseās? Yeah itās four AM, whatās your point?ā
āWHATāS UP MOTHERFUCKERS, IāM COVERED IN GLITTER.ā













