denying the dark

Is there anything to do around here?

I’m gonna say no. I’d like to keep myself active for now.

Preferrably not anally, if at all possible.

Don't knock it 'till you try it, baby.

Let's hope it's some nice young lady that buys you, instead.

#c: simon

With your brother? I can never get sleep anyway.

Is there anything to do around here?

You know, on second thought, I’m sure there’s someone else who could help me out with it. Don’t worry about it.

In fact, keep your dominatrix friends away from me.

That's what I thought. Seriously, dude, chill, do you want something for that? I've got at least seven or eight xannies left.

#c: simon

Disgusting? You see, if I was disgusting, I’d say something along the lines of I rocked his world.

And it didn’t take too long, either.

Yeah, that's it. You're going back in the couch. Sleep [poke] with [poke] one [poke] eye [poke] open. [poke poke]

Is there anything to do around here?

Somehow I doubt that.

I’d like to be anything but bored.

Does getting pegged in the ass by some six foot tall dominatrix really sound better than being bored?

Because I know a few. Six foot tall dominatrixes, I mean. I'm sure I could call in a favour.

#c: simon

Pft, please. At least I didn’t give you details on last night.

You're disgusting and I literally hate you. If you don't stop talking, I'm going to stick you back in that couch and leave you there.

Is there anything to do around here?

I’m bored out of my mind.

#ignore text ha #c: simon

Trust me, man, a little boredom will do you some good. In fact, after a few days, you'll probably crave it.

Don’t you worry, I won’t like become into you or anything, I’m very straight despite how pretty you are. But thank you. It’s nice to know not everyone is possibly the scariest people alive.

I never said we weren't scary.

Foster, I don’t know who that is but I’ll keep that in mind. Thank you.

Stick with me, kid. Like, no offense, I'm not going to buy you or anything, but there are only a few owners around here with a reputation for, well, wickedness, and having some on your side won't hurt.

They beat you up? Why?

Mouthing off, mostly. Seriously, watch out for Foster. She'll fuck you up if you go anywhere near that lapdog of hers.

#actual demon wren hyland ladies and gents #greenwoodstarter

I feel like "Flawless" by Beyonce could be the new theme song for the slaves. I woke up like 'dis. Geddit? Fuck, I crack myself up. I am hilarious.

I plan on getting by without as little damage done to me as possible.

That's ambitious.

I almost made it a month without getting beaten up. Save for the part where I was dragged in here. Good luck to you, though!~

I got stuck in the couch because the cushion slid, not because I was drunk. I did however, get stuck in the bedroom with Talan. For quite some time.

I won’t even utter the word.

You're quick. You might have some real staying power, here.

Take it from me, you don't want to learn the consequences of it firsthand.

Ha-ha, super cute.

I was drunk, sure. How I didn’t have nausea this morning was pure luck. Your brother however? He was white girl wasted last night.

This is true. That being said, he didn't get stuck in the couch.

To think, I was going go throw that thing out, too. Guess I have to keep it, now.

I don’t judge people who do it, I just used to do it to try and rebel a bit and had a few bad experiences so never wanna do it now I’m no longer sixteen.

It's not so much a matter of judgement, so much as a matter of 'no' not being in your vocabulary, anymore.

And if it is, you'll want to be forgetting it. Right about now.