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"Hey...."
miraclemother replied to your post: "I'm back....."
Well welcome back there, Stranger.
How are you today?
"I'm back....."
 "Jeeze..."
((I'm going on my personal....))
http://kungfucockcrusher.tumblr.com/
UvU
((Hmmm...))
((would anyone be interested if I got on Greedling?
I'll link him))
slavetwentythree asked: *staaaare* ((we should rp. ouo))
(Let us begin then! =D)
Van shifted uncomfortably, moving slightly away from his younger self. Well but off course he can recognise himself. Even if itâs his younger self. Even if the whole situation is horribly wrong. And against laws of nature. Ok, maybe it is not. But what happens to time and space now? Can this meeting create a parallel time-line? But theory aside for now, how should he deal this meeting?  Maybe⊠maybe heâll just pretend he is not himself? Oh, but that even sounds ridiculous. And Hohenheim never was a good liar.
Confused elder finally let out a question:Â
âWhat? Why are you staring?â
{Youâre still up to RP, 23?}
The young man wore an unreadable expression and wrinkled his nose in thought, this guy look a lot like him-- he was aware of that but it didn't really bother him. And he was more curious than anything. Â Crossing his slim arms over his chest he puffed out his cheeks in a childish manner. Â
"What's with the face old man-- you just look like me and I was curious...." His gaze eventually fell from the mans face the ground below his feet and he kicked at it absent mindedly. "Who're you anyhow?"
 ((Here hehe!~))
((shit I'm going to have to make a run for it soon))
((parents are back.
sign
I might get my moms phone but you knowâŠ
Iâm working on that project tho
so))
((okie dokie bby))
((Thank you sweetie
this is a heads up for the rest of ya'll.))
@ loving-mother-of-two
ooc;
your ask box isn't on sweetie.
I have⊠4 hours left to find a way to continue containing God.Â
 what does that even mean?
âŠThat means that I have the power of God, Theophrastus.
 ....wow. That's pretty...cool?Â
I have⊠4 hours left to find a way to continue containing God.Â
 what does that even mean?
Drunken self-defense would look fucking brilliant on your resume if youâre still goinâ for that whole emperor thing.
thisworldismypossession
MAGAN I AM CRYING
emeraldeyesofthegypsy started following you
There were a few differences but her garb seemed similar to that of the people of Xerxes and he blinked a few times. She certainly didnât seem to be from that area however.
Even so he gave a polite nod and a smile. âHello there miss.â
Esmeralda never saw someone like that guy: he had golden hair and golden eyes. Or maybeâŠmaybe he was somehow related to that little kid she met a couple of days ago? That Edward. She pulled out her skirts in a small and sarcastic courtsy. âGood to meet you.â
The young man smiled warming and nodded. âMânames Van Hohenheim but you can call me van if youâd like miss.âÂ
âEsmeralda. And this is Djali.â She said, pointing at the goat who was hiding behind her large skirt; she always did that when the gypsy met new people. âVan Hohenheim? Now thatâs a weird name!â âSo, where are you from, Van?â
He blinked at her and looked at the goat with a childish curiosity. "....woah..." Blinking he snapped out of it quickly. "Me? I'm from Xerxes...erm..." He bit his lower lip. "It's sorta hard to explain...."
Headcanon: Sexuality
I would assume that this is already obvious but...
Hohenheim is strictly heterosexual.
I'm sticking to mainly canon here so Trisha is really the only woman he's really attracted too. But in saying this he thinks of the older Trishas as gorgeous women and it isn't sexual so much towards them.
At this point in time he's very slow with his hormones. So he doesn't get like
boner.
I'd say that his lack of hormones comes from lack of nutrition.Â
But I 'unno.
EVERYBODY STOP QUESTIONING MY PARENTING
The young man simply shrugged. âYeah, what of it?â He honestly didnât care, he didnât know any better, and of course due to his nature he had his fair share of beatings. âBut you dont need to be so cruel to your children. Thereâs a difference between a slave and their master and a mother and her child.â He shot her a glare. âSomeone should take them away from you.â
âSomeone should take them away from you.â She stopped her fit of laughter and looked up at the man, eyes wide and unforgiving. Her gaze did not falter as she continued to simply stand there, mouth opening in horror. Hohenheim left, and her children would not do the same. They would stay with her forever.. Forever. And this man was going to take them away..?! How dare he. She began to shake with fury, bringing her fist up behind her head, using her other arm to grasp the man tightly by the neck. âMy children will never leave me, you bastard.âÂ
The young man simply stared dully at her for a long moment before he let out a long and drawn out sigh. "I feel bad for you." His golden eyes fell to the ground below him. "What drove you to the point that you can't even tell you're hurting your own kids?" Â As he brought his eyes up they narrowed dangerously. "You need to get some serious help, lady."
emeraldeyesofthegypsy started following you
There were a few differences but her garb seemed similar to that of the people of Xerxes and he blinked a few times. She certainly didnât seem to be from that area however.
Even so he gave a polite nod and a smile. âHello there miss.â
Esmeralda never saw someone like that guy: he had golden hair and golden eyes. Or maybeâŠmaybe he was somehow related to that little kid she met a couple of days ago? That Edward. She pulled out her skirts in a small and sarcastic courtsy. âGood to meet you.â
The young man smiled warming and nodded. "M'names Van Hohenheim but you can call me van if you'd like miss."Â
thisworldismypossession replied to your post: ((Heads up!))
jsdlkfjlskdjfkls woman donât overwhelm yourself. Dx If you want, we can do just one rp at a time for now? We donât have to do both if youâre busy.
no I like being this busy
UvU
loving-mother-of-two replied to your post: Headcanon: Matchmaker/Romantics
(( matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match[I apoloize for my inner drama geek] ))
((you're amazing oh my gosh.
I'm sorry for Hoho though he's kind of a little brat UnU))