Alison

胸がはち切れそうで

[greelin]

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

[hockey-related]

A bird wanted to join the game.

[hockey-related]

Let it play.

[holts-knees]

Let it play

[frogboydan]

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

[witche-nerd]

[marshmallowdonutsprinkles]

Just finished watching Japan Sinks

[mittenfoot]

[cactusjubilee]

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

[imadhatt3r]

Lost in the sauce

[buffysummers]

She’s rich, but still nice. Not “rich, but still nice.” She’s nice because she’s rich. You know? Hell, if I had all this money, I’d be nice, too! PARASITE / 기생충 (2019) dir. Bong Joon-ho

[adobetrash]

yeah you cant tell me

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[davidlowery]

The moral of knives out was entitled rich people are the same. There were various types of political leanings in the Thrombey family: leftist, liberal, conservative, alt-right. However, none of that mattered when their money was threatened, whatever political opinions they held went out the window if it meant saving their lifestyle. 

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[tiktoks-we-like]

[carsons-critters-deactivated202]

Turn on the volume, it makes the whole video

[sceolangx]

@zooophagous

[zooophagous]

I’m obsessed with this video

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[the-grey-hunt]

                                                                                                                                           #“a carpenter who only marginally signed up for this” is making me DIE LAUGHING                                                                                                        #whatever my status wrt faith I will never not love the incredible weirdness at the heart of christianity; a cannibalistic eldritch cult                                                                                                        #founded on the idea that a political prisoner was actually god                                                                                                        #listen…….saying “a prophet is never accepted in his hometown” is one thing                                                                                                        #when the prophet in question was a stone cold eldritch weirdo and also a teenager it becomes much more understandable                                                                                                        #I also think that missing from this picture is the fact that jesus (whose actual name is josh) was hanging around doing contractor work                                                                                                        #while being the WEIRDEST FUCKER IN NAZARETH                                                                                                        #please imagine your local plumber showing up with his kid who has a 1000 yard stare and Opinions on the torah                                                                                                        #“he is taking his bar mitzvah really seriously!” you laugh with your plumber who is also his father                                                                                                        #“you have no idea” his father says looking briefly haunted. “I blame his mother.”                                                                                                        #as you were speaking the kid has turned the pipes into gold and is quietly telling them that the kingdom is at hand but the door is narrow                                                                                                        #(when he gets home his mother pats his cheek and asks him if he’s watched that youtube video she recommended)                                            

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[90000000bc]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

My child accidentally called our DM “Dad.”

Our Warlock OOC: “The D in DM stands for Daddy.”

Me OOC: “Daddy Master.”

[kitty]

[princesstigerbelle]

HEHROW?