Re-Entering the Dollhouse

Hello everyone. My name is Eliza Dushku ,and I am an actress, activist, philanthropist and so much more. {Not The Real E. Dushku. Only an rper}

[slayertrudolleliza]

annskendrick47:

Do you have any shame, hmm? I feel like I have none but one there’s a camera in my face when I’m about to do something incredibly stupid, I’ll have a shit ton of shame, oops. My mom would literally call me just to scold me if she ever watched this show. The bomb dot come? I love that phrase. I’m going to steal it from you! 

Shame? What is this shame? I honestly feel like I have some shame somewhere deep down, but for the most part, I’m a free spirit and I will just be as wild as I wish! My mother would probably call my brother’s then they would call me. She’s a very sweet woman, but sometimes I wish she would just scold me instead of my bonehead brothers! Totally! Take it! Free of charge this time! I have a few killer phrases in my artillery.

[slayertrudolleliza]

matgic1:

It’s not bad at all, I take pride in that. It wouldn’t be right with anything but beer, I’d feel like a fraud. Oh, I’m sorry, Miss OG Hipster. I don’t know if that’s something you want to be bragging about though.

I bet you do! See that’s how I am. With my tequila. Well, I’ll also have a glass of wine at times. Gotta keep it classy right? Damn straight! Oh come on. It’s not like I’m one of those hipster’s they make fun of! Okay, yes, I do own a wool knit hat, but my mom made it for me!

[slayertrudolleliza]

Katie Cassidy and Eliza Dushku in The Scribbler.

[slayertrudolleliza]

annskendrick47:

Ehh, it depends on just what exactly this camera man gets us doing. If I’m doing something hella stupid and it’s on TV then I just might not like this camera man. But I’ll put up with it because awesome living arrangements! It’s awesome to meet you too! I think the fact that there’s an In-N-Out on property and Sprinkles. What about you!?

I guess this will really push us and see who has no shame! I think that may be the most fun part. Doing stupid things and just trying to find an excuse when your mother calls you freaking out! I am super excited to try out some of those places! This place is literally the bomb dot com! I mean everything really. I’ve been excited to throw myself out there and bring myself back to the world!

[slayertrudolleliza]

kcgotyourtongue:

I’m so excited to finally be here and to also have time to see who the neighbors are around here. Hello, I’m Katie Cassidy, cannot wait to meet each and every one of you.

Originally posted by dailydcheroes

It’s so good to see a familiar face around here! It feels like forever since the last time we saw each other! Welcome to Ventura and probably the craziest place on earth! How are you Katie?!

[slayertrudolleliza]

matgic1:

Please, I’d be the one Punk-ing Kutcher, he’d be begging for surrender, so if you’re afraid of Ashton you better make sure you sleep with one eye open because we’re going to be here awhile and I things happen when I get bored. I have no control over it.

Oh shit! Did I just sign up for living with a prankster? This wasn’t in my contract! Oh please! It’s you who should be sleeping with one eye open. I am sure I can best you on a prank or two!

[slayertrudolleliza]

matgic1:

Sorry, toots, I’m a beer man. I like to drink it with one hand down the front of my pants and grunt like Al Bundy. Can’t do that with a fucking Tequila Sunrise! Oh, no? How very hipster of you, Miss I was cool before cool was cool!

Is it bad that I could totally see you being all Al Bundy like? You totally could! It would be a little fucking weird, but ya could! Hey now! That’s Miss OG Hipster to you! Get it right! 

[slayertrudolleliza]

leoodicap:

If certain people can do it for living, then I figured it wouldn’t be so weird to sign up for this. Naturally some might not be able to handle the whole camera man in their face at all times, but it should be interesting just to see what happens around here, right? It’s nice to meet you too!

Those people are way more crazy than any of us. Well, I should say used to be because this show has no idea what kind of crazy antics I can get into! That’s probably those people we see for like a season then they leave. Oh totally! So tell me, have you gotten into any shenanigans yet?

[slayertrudolleliza]

akakritter:

Oh even better, Hollywood Reality Show Forced to Shut it Down After Stars Get Rowdy On Set. TMZ will be all up in this place, it’ll be golden. They’ll ow us too, you can’t buy that kind of publicity so really, we’re giving them a hand and should be congratulated. In vodka.

I fucking love this potential news headline! If anyone is about to shut this place down, it better be us right? I mean come on! We seem like the wildest two here! TMZ will be all over this like me to every bottle of alcohol in the liquor store. They so will. They need to realize we will be the people bringing in the news! I agree. They should pay us in Vodka and Tequila.

[slayertrudolleliza]

Welcome to Ventura Place, a celebrity rpg that invites you to bring your favorite celebrity to live...

Bring me some awesome whedonverse peeps? Like Jewel Staite, Gina Torres, James Marsters, Nathan Fillion, Charisma Carpenter, Felicia Day, Alan Tudyk! Bring them all, or anyone you see fit! <3

[slayertrudolleliza]

matgic1:

Just strike a pose and make a duck face everytime you notice one, that ought to break the ice. Yo, Eliza! I’m Matt and if it makes you feel any better, I’ll probably be the biggest fool here so you’ll still look cool by comparison.

Just give them the one, two duck face?! Classic ice breaker move! It’s great to meet you Matt! The biggest fool?! Oh shit I cannot wait to see this! I’m glad someone here will still make me look as hell to the newbies! So, Mr. Fool, why did you join this little reality show? Was it to try and be like Ashton Kutcher on Punk’D? Like all prankster like! Because trust me- Been there, done that, and I didn’t get that damn t-shirt!

[slayertrudolleliza]

matgic1:

Hey, sometimes I put a lemon slice in my beer, that counts as exotic, right? I’ll do my best to keep my manbits under cover but you might want to carry a blindfold, just in case, you never know what will pop up! Boring! Obviously you didn’t get the memo, pants are out.

I mean I guess, but that is no exotic drink in my taste! You need something harder! Like a Tequila Sunrise! Did you just really call them? Hold on now I’m dying from laughter. Blindfold will be added to the bag immediately! Are they? I was never one for following the trends!

[slayertrudolleliza]

leoodicap:

It’ll be odd for a good month or so, then I’m sure we’re all bound to get use to it, right? I would hope that’s the case anyways. It’s nice to meet you, Eliza – I’m Leo!

Sure. I think people grow accustomed to certain ways of living, so why not? I mean there is always that possibility, but I have seen some reality shows, and there is bound to be someone to throw down and exit the house! Like wise, Leo! It’s a pleasure to meet you!

[slayertrudolleliza]

akakritter:

I like your style girlfriend, maybe we should just throw it out in the courtyard and make ourselves co-hosts, what do you think. You, me and too much vodka should liven things up around here a bit. Be warned, I will not stop you from table dancing, in fact, it might be me who drags you up there!

I’m digging yours as well! I think that is the best idea. Ever! I can see it now- ‘Hollywood Starlets taking over Reality TV”. Best headline ever! Oh hell yes! This place hasn’t seen a party yet! Drag me up on that table and let’s get coyote ugly up in this place!

[slayertrudolleliza]

annskendrick47:

These were my thoughts exactly! We’re literally going to be followed everywhere by a dude with a camera in hand to catch every embarrassing moment. So, this should be fun, right? Hi nice to meet you, Eliza! I’m Anna Kendrick.

Yeah, see I don’t know if I’m going to like this said camera guy, or if I’m going to want to punch the shit out of him. These are both possibilities depending on the seriousness of my hangover! Oh totally! It’s a pleasure, Anna! So what made you choose to join the show?

[slayertrudolleliza]

akakritter:

So here’s my theory about reality TV and why I signed up for what is sure to be an utter shit show! No one really believes it, we all think the producers manipulate and they just edit things to look however they assume viewers want things to look, so really, it’s like one giant excuse to do whatever the hell we want while we’re here and just blame it on bad editing or whatever. What I’m trying to say is, who is throwing the first party?

I totally agree. I mean come on! We basically have a free pass to cause all sort of mayhem, and I want to know why we aren’t taking advantage of it yet?! I will be blaming editing so much. I really will when my brothers or mom sees the show! Can’t let them know I completely chose to do or say all of those bad things now can I? I suggest you or me. Just because it is super obvious we are the one just wanting to push the limits!

[slayertrudolleliza]

matgic1:

The worst part about moving has got to be finishing only to realize you have no idea where you packed your favorite sweat pants and all you wanna do is flop on the couch with a beer and some Netflix. No Pants Matt is going to be a thing around here, you should all consider yourself warned. Speaking of, Matt. That’s me. Who’s with me on the no pants, anyone?

I’ve learned so much from a first go  already! You always keep the favorite sweats in the carry on or a back pack. Future Advice from someone who has lost said sweats. Oh come on! Beer? Why not like a margarita or something a bit more exotic?! Should I be shielding my eyes? I need to know just in case I see you in no pants. Pleasure to meet you Matt. I’m Eliza, and I would, but I kind of am digging these new pants I bought before coming here!