Could've Been a Tardigrade
Yeah, the brochure for Homo sapiens really undersold the fine print. I couldâve been a tardigrade â near-indestructible, vacuum-proof, radiation-tolerant, and still somehow adorable. Or a crow, solving puzzles for fun and holding grudges across generations. Or even just a perfectly content slime mold that votes with its body and never has to file taxes. Instead: brittle skeleton, 80-yearâŠ











