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cheese is gay. egg is lonely and will get us banned

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hello pinned post

egg (the h0rny one) will sign their posts with 🥚

cheese (the funny one) will sign their posts with 🧀

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i love objectifying men

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just ate the best burrito of my life. now going to shit profusely

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pretending I'm normal

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HELP MY BODY WON'T STOP MAKING NOISES AND IT SOUNDS LIKE IM RIPPING ASS BUT ITS LITERALLY JUST MY STOMACH ADJUSTING

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everyone say hi to lemon

she's another female and they're probably going to have sex. she will not die from it

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she died

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got into my favorite dilf teachers room yipepe

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hopital

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me when he's mad at me

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I'm fucking losing it today NOTHING has been going my way and now I can't fucking find my razor OR my journal to cope with it

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HELPPP CALEB CUT HIS HAIR LIKE REALLY SHORT HE LOOKS SO UGLY AND USUALLY I LIKE MEN WITH NO HAIR BUT LIKE???

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teehee what if I killed myself so I don't have to take the psats

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teehee gives myself nightmares

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i may be bleeding out but this $10 coffee is rejuvenating

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I spent money I want to throw up

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just lost power yippee

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THANK THE LORD ITS BACK ON

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just lost power yippee