Insomniac's thoughts

Behold: A shitshow The most personal information you'll get from here is that I'm a bi cis dude

[hilariouslarry]

[the-dozer-from-payday]

this is the second time i’ve seen bob

bob is a liar

[sleep-deprived-person]

*pins post aggressively*

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[mildateo]

@severevoiddragon

[rainyydoves]

@pepperscorn

[mercurys-art]

my thoughts during the secret boss fight

[elijahyar21]

Chapter 5 secret boss spoilers

It’s really interesting how disconnected Pink is from the main story compared to the other shadow crystal bosses

Jevil is the reason why King became obsessed with the Knight and that indirectly makes him responsible for a lot of chapter 1

Spamton is always encountered in some form no matter what, kicks off the weird route, and is also half the reason Tenna is the way he is making him responsible for a lot of chapter 3

The Roaring Knight is the main villain of the game

Gerson is always a major part of chapter 4 and Susie’s overall arc whether you fight him or not

And then Pink is pretty much entirely contained to her own fight, she doesn’t really have anything to do with anything that happens in Chapter 5 and I don’t think she’ll affect anything after it either beyond maybe a bit of dialogue in the light world but on the bright side unlike the other Shadow Crystal bosses she is the only one who (probably) gets to go to Castle Town without being an item or anything

She’s really the first Shadow Crystal boss to be entirely secret and I think that’s a pretty neat thing for the last one to be

[realcharadeltarune]

[snarktocrab]

this came to me in a vision

[loveykale]

Deltarune chapter 5 release and the secret boss is killing me 500 times

[mouselikething]

the charming and perfect Tenna intro vs the scary and horrible Flowery intro

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

my main takeaway from chapter 5 thus far

[sleep-deprived-person]

Deltarune now

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[obscuretobyfox]

"The Lake" appears to have been the correct answer to the ARG, leading to.. this.. scary image..

There are several interesting responses that are all being catalogued on the Deltarune Wiki, but this one appears to be the "correct" answer! I may post about some of the others but for now.. this is all we get until the game comes out

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[lea-khena]

Help

[beardedmrbean]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you