obsessed with at least 10 things at any given time

was going to recount all the fandoms I'm a part of but whoops there are too many (currently mainly pokemon, bg3, soc)

[sleepdeprivedstoat]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters:  6/? Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences  Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings  Relationships:  Karasuba | Corbeau (Pokemon)/Reader 

Characters: Karasuba | Corbeau (Pokemon), Reader, Duro | Lida (Pokemon), Gai | Urbain (Pokemon), Pur | Naveen (Pokemon), Gypso | Philippe (Pokemon), Meganium (Pokemon), Gekkouga | Greninja, Karasuba no Pendror | Corbeau's Scolipede, Bakuuda | Camerupt  Additional Tags: No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert, Reader-Insert, Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert, for now at least, Not Canon Compliant, Mutual Pining, Swearing, Idiots in Love, Aged-Up Character(s), lida and naveen are 19-ish, urbain and protag are around 23, corbeau is 26, Pokemon Legends: Z-A Spoilers, Slow Burn, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, some violence, might get more graphic later, Feral Philippe, because i think its funny, Blushing Corbeau, "kid" used as a nickname but not for too long, Pokemon Battles, character injury, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Rating May Change, no beta we die like AZ, some chapters may be edited as time goes on, Dual POV  Summary:

Five steps away. Corbeau was standing in a corner, unable to move safely out of the way of the move. He was trapped.

Four away. He usually had charms on him, as you did, to lessen damage from pokemon attacks. But neither of you were wearing them right now.

Three away. If you hadn’t been so tired, you would’ve acted sooner. You wouldn’t have put him in danger.

Two away. He reached out a hand to you, as if to stop you. His eyes sparked with pure terror.

One away. The only thing going through your head was that Corbeau had to be fine.

He had to be.

  (in which Corbeau hires you for a bodyguard position, you get hurt protecting him, and he takes care of you)

DISCLAIMER: No AI was used in the writing of this work, I just like em-dashes. Also, locked for guests so this can't be used for AI training.

[sleepdeprivedstoat]

well you heard it here first folks

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got tomadachi life specifically to shove him into it

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fine they can come too

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coming for you next philippe

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My greatest work yet

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got tomadachi life specifically to shove him into it

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fine they can come too

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coming for you next philippe

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got tomadachi life specifically to shove him into it

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fine they can come too

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got tomadachi life specifically to shove him into it

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[sleepdeprivedstoat]

conversation I just overheard:

"yo, like, epstein was like lowkey stud"

"fr fr"

"honorable man"

"right???"

"like if he pulled up and was like 'come into my private jet' like I'd do it"

wtf are we doing guys. we messed up somewhere. something's gone horribly wrong.

[0369cf]

Sorry guys, I caved in.

[jazzums]

pov you're about to sleep w the magikarps

[jazzums]

a man and his pede

[candiedcuspids]

trying something new with colours

[buggachat]

welcome to the city of lumiose, where i indulge in my love of pokemon to make a miraculous AU out of it (this is just a standalone for fun btw, I'm not going to continue this or anything)

I feel like Marinette's pokemon are mostly self-explanatory (did you guys know Leavanny is known for being a pokemon that makes clothes?). Adrien's are all either single-stage or not-fully-evolved because I feel like it's symbolic; he too is still on a journey of self-discovery, yknow? + absol with the angel wing imagery + minior with the "hiding behind a mask" symbolism. And then morpekos because, you know, hamsters (i think it's technically supposed to be a guinea pig but shhh)

anyway, please don't roast me for my choices lol, but I am interested to hear what other pokemon you guys think they would have! the pokemon they keep in their boxes, etc. there were some others i wanted to give them but I limited myself to only 6 each

(btw... Gabriel trying to get to Xerneas and Yveltal works scarily well. thank u lumiose for being so miraculous coded)

bonus:

[sleepdeprivedstoat]

I tell people I have high standards but then I also tell them my two favorite fictional men are the 5"4 purple guy with an absurd amount of side part and the vampire who tried to emotionally manipulate me into fist fighting another vampire

[tobinorii]

genius fake hostage video ✋😔🤚

[nether-demon-warthog]

i love every fanfic’s introduction of jesper because it’s always

“he was wearing the fucking ugliness outfit ever. it clashed. it was horrible. it looked like a clown had died in those clothing. he was gorgeous.”

[yaoiconnoisseur]

I’m never drawing a pool table again.