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ārandom fluff hcs for epel to celebrate his birthdayā
epel felmier x gender neutral ! reader insert
note : not necessarily gonna make a habit of posting these for all twst character birthdays but epel is a fave of mine and i rarely get to write for him lol. if you want to see more you can check out the dating headcanons i wrote for him here
this is a habit he formed long before he ever even considered asking you out, and something that clued his family in on the fact that their sweet little epel actually had a crush on someone, but whenever he writes home to his family, and especially to his meemaw, he always ends up talking about you for at least a paragraph or two in each letter. he doesnāt even realise that heās doing it or that itās an unusual thing for him to do because youāre such a big part of his life now that mentioning your recent shenanigans and achievements just feels like a natural inclusion, and the idea of leaving you out never actually occurs to him. so, needless to say, you will be getting a peek at those letters when he brings you over to harveston to meet the family because theyāre all so eager to meet the person heās been talking about so much ā much to epelās very vocal mortification
he never mentions this to you outright, mainly because heās way too embarrassed to actually ask you to do this and doesnāt want to come across as too āneedyā or ādesperateā, but epel really wants you to show up to one of his spelldrive games wearing one of his spare jerseys. in fact just seeing you in one of them would be enough to make his day, and give him the motivation to play at his absolute best no matter how utterly drained he may be. so instead of having an actual conversation about it, he just leaves one of his team uniform shirts laying around your dorm room in a very obvious place in the hopes that youāll āstealā it and wear it to one of his games
if you are someone who wears makeup, and especially if youāre someone who wears lipstick or lipgloss that has the potential to leave stains, he finds himself having a love-hate relationship with the kiss marks you leave on his face after you two have spent some time together. love because, well, theyāre a very visible sign showing off that heās taken and his partner is as smitten with him as he is with youā¦ hate because even he can reluctantly acknowledge that being covered in kiss marks makes him look way cuter than normal, something which the other first years have oh so helpfully told him
for as much of a fight as he puts up whenever anyone else tries to get him to conform to a certain image or act a certain way, like vil for example, epel is strikingly quick to fold and comply the second youāre the one issuing the command. of course he puts up a bit of a token fight but you both know heās gonna give in because epel is a firm subscriber to the āhappy spouse happy lifeā mindset and heās very much so not in the habit of intentionally pissing off his partner (sevens know his meemaw would have his ass if she found out he was doing that and for a woman her age she can be terrifying when she wants to be)
this is more of a harveston thing than an epel-specific thing, but he will absolutely get on your ass about eating properly and consistently ā including piling more helpings of food on your plate if he thinks you happen to look a bit hungry (and stubbornly arguing with you if you try and insist youāre not), and nagging you into eating more regularly if youāre someone who has a habit of forgetting for one reason or another. and, no, he doesnāt see the similarities between how he acts towards you and how much vis is on his ass for his diet and heās obstinate enough to straight up deny it even if you bring it up to him directly so donāt waste your energyā¦
of all the photos heās taken with you there are two that stand out as his absolute favourites. the first, and the one he shows off by far the most to friends and family, is a selfie he took with you during your first stay at his family farm and right after you two finally finished up your share of the work ā youāre both visibly sweaty and exhausted, but the bright smile on your face (and the more masculine look he has about him in the picture) cemented it as a favourite of his from the second he took it. and the second, and more private, favourite of his is a picture he snapped of you asleep on his shoulder during a sleepover in his dorm because he thought you looked adorable like thatā¦ and the general domestic vibe of the photo, and the softness of his features as he looks at you in the picture itself, is both the main reason he loves it so much and the reason why he pretty much never shows it off
the very first time you met his folks he went in full of confidence about getting the chance to show off and play your personal tour guideā¦ only to end up pink from collarbone to crown and hoping desperately for the floor to swallow him whole while his meemaw spent the better part of the visit alternating between showing old pictures of him from when he was a kid, telling you all the embarrassing stuff he used to do, and gushing about how lovesick he acted the first time he came back for break after the two of you became a couple (the majority of which he spent, when not working on the farm, texting and calling you). yeahā¦ great time for you, embarrassing core memory for your darling boyfriend
around the time your first ābigā anniversary came around, epel had gotten it into his head that he needed to take you out somewhere fancy to celebrate. which meant he spent the month leading up to the date in question consulting his housewarden and rook for help with setting everything up. of course in the end the two of you didnāt make it through the whole dinner as you both felt so out of place, ditching the fancy restaurant for something more āyou and himā so you could actually enjoy your anniversary, but he fears he may never live down the way he damn-near begged for vilās help with choosing an outfitā¦ and, for your part, please make sure he doesnāt because he gets the cutest most annoyed look on his face whenever you bring it up
he may or may not have dropped an unexpectedly heavy apple straight onto his own face while tossing it up into the air over and over again in an effort to impress you. and then he may or may not have insisted he was strong and it ābarely even hit himā despite the fact that you could see the tears in his eyes and hear the crack of his voice as he said itā¦ before making a very smooth exit to go and ice his face to prevent a bruise from forming that vil would absolutely be on his ass about should he see itā¦
epel swears you to complete secrecy about this and would sooner chug poison that admit to it, but he falls asleep so quickly whenever you start playing with his hair. yes, itās cute that being around you and having your hands gently toying with his hair and lightly scratching at his scalp has him out like a light so quickly. even he can begrudgingly acknowledge why you might think that. but the last thing he needs is to give the other students at night raven yet another reason to think heās āadorableā or otherwise not manly
yuuken is a very protective person when it comes to those he cares about and has no qualms putting all of his kendo training to use if it means keeping you, and the rest of the found family heās grown fond of in this strange new world, safe. this protective streak has also resulted in him literally throwing himself in the line of fire without hesitation multiple times to take a hit for youā¦ including during riddleās overblotā¦ which, while sweet in intention, really isnāt great for your heart
heās all about clear communication and cooperation and, as such, is an awful person to argue with if youāre just looking for a way to blow off steam because he will immediately start working with you to find some middle ground so you can tackle the problem at hand as a team. and, yes, he will do this even if he is absolutely furious with you because he believes that arguing solves nothing and he does actually want your relationship to work so heās willing to put in the work ā which is a shockingly mature mindset to have all things considered
since coming to twisted wonderland he hasnāt had much chance to actually train or participate at all in his sport of choice ā outside of overblots and the rare, rare, moments between all the chaos and work where he can get out his gear for a while and forget everything ā so if you ever expressed an interest in learning kendo yuuken would be more than happy to teach you what he knows. and he makes for a really great teacher too ā super passionate
yes heās strong enough to pick you up. maybe even strong enough to carry you around for a bit. you can thank his strict training routine for that. and he will do it if you ask him nicely. emphasis on nicely. bonus points if you smile and laugh when he does it because thatās, like, his favourite thing everā¦ but just making you happy, regardless of how you happen to show it, is more than enough for him
yuuken is an extremely supportive boyfriend and always pushes you to give your all into the things that matter to you. and the things that you may not like but that are necessary. like exams. but, hey, at least when youāre fighting for your life during the next alchemy exam you can rest assured that your darling dimension crossing boyfriend will be there to calmly cheer you on ā and to celebrate with you if you get the result youāre aiming for
yuuka hirasaka
yuuka is someone who strongly values action over words and, as such, sheās more about showing you that she loves you instead of just outright saying as much. and while sometimes her gestures and actions can be a bit clumsy or fall short ā usually because of one (1) meddling dire beast ā the intention is always there and youād have to be actively trying to remain ignorant not to notice how much she tries to take care of you
if you ask her to spar with you, yuuka will happily take you up on the offer and go get her old judo uniform out of storage. just be aware that she is a black belt and is more than capable of taking down people that are way larger and heavier than she is. and she will not be going particularly easy on you just because youāre her partner ā not to say that sheās gonna go into these sessions acting like itās a professional competition or anything, but sheās certainly not gonna let you win just because you asked her nicely or whatever
itās no secret that she can be a bit impulsive when it comes to jumping to other peopleās defence ā like how quickly she acted when leona started hurting ruggie during his overblot ā and sheās so much worse about it when it comes to you. something that sheās gotten multiple detentions for, much to her and the professorsā chagrin. thankfully, however, sheās much more willing to hear you out even when sheās at her most incensed and will usually back off and leave the matter alone when you tell her to (though not without muttering insults about the offending party under her breath)
sheās a very trusting person by nature and will always take your side and believe what you tell her unless you give her a very strong reason to distrust you. which is great if youāre used to having very insecure partners who doubt your every word, but also rather worrying because yuuka what do you mean you just took crowley at his word??
sheās not the type of person that goes around randomly declaring that youāre in a relationship or anything like that. of course your classmates and close friends are all aware as she certainly talks about you enough, and when youāre together you definitely act like a couple, but most of the school are nonethewiser of the fact youāre dating her
yuuta mito
yuutaās deep appreciation for cooking and sharing food is no secret to anyone that knows him, and as his lover youāll get to experience in full just how much of a love language it really is for him. because nothing says āi adore youā quite like your boyfriend going above and beyond to do his research, gather all the necessary ingredients from the mystery shop (taking up extra shifts at the lounge to do so), and making you your absolute favourite meal precisely how you like it all without you ever having to ask him to do so
while the chances of you ever actually meeting his father are depressingly slim, whenever yuuta brings his old man up he never misses the chance to tell you just how much he knows his dad would love youā¦ and how much he wishes he could introduce you two and show you around the world he comes from. of course thatās all borderline impossible given the fact you two come from entirely different universes (and crowley isnāt exactly putting a lot of work into finding him a way back home), but itās nice to think about, right?
he may not be the best student in night raven college, but grim is so much worse and as such youāre basically his only hope for improving his grades. or, well, his only trustworthy source as for as much as he may have forgiven azul and company he still isnāt particularly keen to put himself in a position where heās indebted to them. so study dates will be a semi-frequent thing for you two ā and donāt worry, heāll be sure to cook your favourites as repayment for your help (heās also happy to pay in kisses and physical affection should that be your preference)
he frequently gets upset on your behalf whenever youāre mistreated and as he slowly gets better at dealing with confrontation over the course of your relationship the more upfront heāll be about defending you and dealing with those that treated you poorly. though that is a very slow process as heā¦ justā¦ doesnāt do well under stressful situations like that, even if he truly does want to come to your defence as blatantly as some of his friends would in his shoes
he very much so enjoys physical affection and has no qualms about pda. that being said, he will flush a delightful shade of pink if you manage to truly catch him off guard with a particularly spirited barrage of affection ā which, naturally, ace would find amusing to no end (after scoffing at you both for being all mushy and gross, of course)
yuuna oujou
as far as girlfriends go, yuuna may just be the most tactile one around on all of sage island. in fact, when youāre in the same space as her youāll be hard pressed to find a moment where she isnāt snuggled into your side, hanging off of your arm/shoulder, or practically sitting on your lap unless the two of you are actively in a lesson whereā¦ wellā¦ pda is more frowned upon. needless to say that the entire student body knows that youāre together
in what is quite the rare feat for her, yuuna does actually remember your name. first, last, and any middle names you may have too. and she can spell it perfectly. but she still only ever calls you by one of the terms of endearment she prefers regardless (unless, like, sheās being really serious with you for some reason) ā and as for the pet names themselves think along the lines of more modern or cutesy sounding ones, like ābabe/babyā or ācutieā or āhoneyā and so on
sheās big into the idea of matching outfits with you and loves when the two of you finally get the chance to dress up and go out together. and if youāre someone who does wear makeup you can bet that sheāll be begging you for the chance to do yours ā and she promises sheāll give you a look that matches your style, just please let her do it!
since finally getting her own phone from crowley she has taken literally hundreds of photos with and of you. including candids and selfies where youāre both doing some adorable pose she found on magicam ā which she posts you on a lot, by the way, in addition to all of her own edited and carefully curated pictures. also, all of her profile pictures are perfectly cropped selfies sheās taken of the two of you and she swaps them out whenever she takes a photo that becomes her new fave (which amounts to roughly every two or three weeks)
you are the only person she feels comfortable enough around to fully open up about her background and her family. especially the parts of her upbringing that sheās more ashamed of and inclined to hide away from others with flimsy excuses and misdirecting statements. though it takes her a while to get there, so be patient with her, okay?
āhow the listed characters would text their significant other, the readerā
mina ashido / momo yaoyorozu / ochako uraraka x gender neutral ! reader insert
mina ashido
perpetual multitexter and proud of it. if she has something to say then sheāll say it, damn it, even if it takes her like twenty messages in a row to do so ā because nine times out of ten when she spams your phone it is the juiciest gossip youāve ever heard in your life so, rest assured, it really is worth the endless notifications
sometimes gets so excited or shaky from adrenaline after a fight that she spells words so incorrectly that her phoneās autocorrect fully just gives up on her ā thankfully youāre usually able to figure out whatever the hell āveioqjwosā was actually supposed to say, but stillā¦
has a seemingly endless supply of memes and reaction images ā many of which sheās sourced from the likes of denki and company ā and she uses them liberally
sometimes texts you when she absolutely shouldnāt be on her phone ā like in class, during meetings, during patrols, and such ā and usually when she does this itās just to complain about whoever sheās with, or to ask you when your next break is so she can meet up with you
absolutely the type to keyboard spam when sheās particularly into a topic of conversation ā all capitalised too if sheās really amused by whateverās being said
prefers to use the skull emoji over the laughing emoji, but will use them relatively interchangeably if the mood calls for it
momo yaoyorozu
she does relax about this the longer youāre together, but early on she had a habit of texting you like she writes emails and essays. perfect grammar, perfect syntax, complex sentence structure, overly polite tone, full punctuation, and so on and so forth. she still tries to keep her texts grammatically and syntactically correct for the most part, but these days sheās a bit less strict about her formality and punctuation when sheās talking to you
the only emojis she uses with you are the red heart emoji, the blushing smiley face, and the regular smiley face. mainly because she only uses emojis with messages that are not that serious and thus has no real reason to use any crying or angry faces at all (she just feels like they cheapen the message sheās giving ā plus if sheās upset or angry she has no reason to perform that emotion over texts with you; she can just tell you)
checks in with you throughout the day, sending encouraging messages or starting up short conversations at various consistent points: when you both arrive at work, during her lunch break (which she tries to align with yours), when you finish work and during your journey home, and when sheās finally about to clock out after patrol
she much prefers calling over texting so if youāre messaging back and forth itās either because the topic of conversation isnāt super important (e.g. what you two should have for dinner tonight, when sheāll be getting home, where you should go for your date this weekend, etc.) or because she doesnāt have the privacy to call you (e.g. sheās in the middle of the agency and needs to let you know sheās been called out for a mission and wonāt be home until tomorrow)
will sometimes send you pictures of random things she sees out and about in town ā like a cute animal, one of your friends sheās bumped into, or something in a shop she thinks you might like and wants to buy for you
doesnāt always respond to your messages immediately (though she would if she could!), but seeing your contact name pop up on her screen always brightens her mood and brings a smile to her face
ochako uraraka
generally speaking she just kind of texts like you would expect a girl her age to text ā maybe a bit more formally (in that she usually doesnāt shorten her words and will use proper punctuation if sheās sending a longer message), but thatās like the only real difference and even then itās really not that noticeable
uses emojis and emoticons pretty interchangeably depending on what emotion sheās trying to portray ā for example, sheās very firmly in the camp that the classic ā:/ā just hits different to its emoji counterpart and, yes, she will die on that hill
sends you very sweet and encouraging messages throughout the day when sheās studying or working with her agency ā as well as reminders about things you need to do or that you both agreed on (e.g. double checking that youāre still up for takeout today before she clocks off, reminding you to take your meds or checking in to see how an appointment went, asking you to check the fridge to see what youāre out of before she goes shopping during her break, etc.)
uses gifs sometimes too, but she saves them for when sheās celebrating something (like your birthday, a promotion, or something else along those lines)
if she sees you when sheās patrolling sheāll snap a picture and send it to you with a sweet or funny caption ā she does the same for any of your mutual friends she stumbles across, just with a slightly more basic message attached to said photos
not super bad about it but she does tend to send multiple texts in a row ā at most only three or so ā but, again, itās not too bad and if youāve known her for long enough youāve long since gotten used to her doing it so itās no big deal
Hi!! I came from your other blog sleepingdeath-light since Iām assuming the fluffy requests go to this blog? Anyways, i wanted to ask if you write Aggretsuko on this blog still? since your fandoms list on your other blog is different from the one here so i just wanna make sure before making a request!! šš
Ah! Thanks for the reminder I havenāt gotten around to updating the fandom list over here š«
To answer your question, though, I do not write for that fandom on any of my blogs anymore ā sorry for the confusion š„²
note : the section for the macrophage character is a touch more vague as they all seem to act and present very similarly in the series (and iirc none of them are distinguished by a specific i.d. like u-1146 isā¦) so feel free to insert whichever of the girls is your favourite lol
dendritic cell
while his work with the immune system does generally keep him very busy, he always tries to make time for you whenever he can ā whether that means biting the bullet and taking a few hours off on a slow day to go out on a proper date with you (after setting up an appropriately trained replacement for himself during his absence, of course), or just inviting you to hang out at his station and enjoy each otherās company over good tea and good food in between the many phone calls heās sure to get (which he does always politely apologise for taking if they happen to interrupt you mid-sentence, but work comes first so youāre just gonna have to deal with that if you want to be with him)
his main vice is gossiping and he will gladly share any juicy rumours or embarrassing stories/pictures of your mutual friends and colleagues that he happens to have in his possession (rest assured, he has a lot of those) if only you ask ā and, of course, if you ever happen upon something amusing or scandalous during your journeys around the body then heāll be more than happy to listen to everything you have to spill (with your favourite warm drink of choice on hand, naturally)
very patient and understanding with everyone, but especially with you as his friend, then crush, and then partner ā and as such he is always willing and happy to take the time to calm you down, give you a boost in confidence, and give you something to ground yourself with no matter how overwhelmed or panicked or upset or generally out of sorts you may be in the moment. and donāt even think about apologising for being a hassle or too much because, frankly, thatās just not the case and he loves taking care of you ā so please try not to be so hard on yourself
very organised and remarkably punctual when he has the leeway to be ā never missing your dates unless itās an actual emergency, keeping a very detailed calendar with every important event and anniversary so he never even risks forgetting anything, making and organising a dozen notebooks and picture books to keep track of the more memorable events in your relationship (and, more generally, the moments and breakthroughs that he doesnāt want to forget), and even going so far as to order ahead with food and flowers and smaller gifts on the days he knows heāll be home late just so you know heās thinking of you. the t cells tease him for it sometimes, but are usually quickly shut down when he reminds them just how many books worth of embarrassing memories heās kept for them all
rarely ever kisses you on the lips unless you initiate first. instead he prefers to kiss you on your nose, your eyelids, the apples of your cheeks, and the backs of your hands (or your knuckles, whichever strikes him in the moment) ā what a gentleman!
usually calls you by your first name or by your cell designation if youāre in public, but every so often he does let a āsweetheartā or āmy loveā slip into conversation when talking to you ā he says them really softly too
macrophage
she never uses your actual name ā never has ā and youād be forgiven for thinking that she just genuinely never bothered to learn itā¦ or actually forgot it. but, no, thatās fortunately not the case, she just prefers to call you all those wonderfully sweet and sappy and old fashioned terms of endearment ā like ādarlingā, āmy dearā, āsweetheartā, āhoneyā, and so on and so forth
if youāre especially exhausted (be that emotionally or physically) after a long day of work, she will happily offer you her lap or chest to rest your head on ā she might even play with your hair and talk you to sleep if sheās in a good enough mood (which is most days, but thatās beside the point)
given that sheās able to carry and wield her sizeable weapon of choice with a professional level of ease it almost goes without saying that macrophage is incredibly strong ā and, then, that sheās more than capable of picking you up and carrying you around should the need (or want) arise. and thatās the case no matter your actual size or proportions or weight, because if she canāt lift you at the start of your courtship she will do her damndest to ensure that she will be able to by the time you move in together (otherwise how on earth can she hope to properly sweep you off of your feet?)
sheās a very attentive listener who is always happy to sit down with you, fresh cup of tea in hand, and let you vent out your frustrations with that unwaveringly warm smile on her face. unfortunately if your particular problem isnāt one thatās solved by her dispatching and eating it (which she canāt exactly do to a cell native to the bodyā¦ or an intangible concept like taxes or whatever else), there isnāt much more she can do than offer a sympathetic ear and a warm hug ā but itās the thought that counts, right?
the type of girlfriend that can and will gush about whatever cute or romantic or impressive thing youāve done lately to whatever cell she stumbles across during her rounds ā particularly other macrophages, who are always happy to listen and gush with her, and any of the immune cells sheās trained or worked alongside in the past
unless she has a report to make or is dispatched to another area to handle another outbreak or any straggling bacteria or infected cells, after successfully fighting off an infection she always looks for you first in order to decompress with some cuddling, warm tea, a good bath, and polite (if, at times, a bit gory) conversation ā not necessarily in that order, of course
natural killer cell
while she does have full faith in her abilities as an immune cell to dispatch threats and keep you, and the rest of the body, safe ā and while she does trust that, should she fail, the rest of her colleagues will be more than capable for making up for her absence ā natural killer cell does still make sure to run regular drills with you to make sure youāre as prepared as physically possible for any (known) threats you may encounter in the body. especially so if youāre a cell type that usually has nothing to do with fighting like she does
does not use any pet names with you as sheās not really into all that lovey-dovey-couple stuff, but she wonāt stop you for calling her something more affectionate than her designation as long as youāre completely alone when you do so. bonus points if itās a complimentary term of endearment that highlights her strength and skill (sheās not as affected by being called ābeautifulā)
banter is a love language with her, but she is notably softer and more considerate of crossing lines when sheās joking around with you than she is when sheās antagonising her killer t cell rival. but, yeah, the better you are at holding your own when sheās in a more sarcastic and jokey mood the better you two will get along
she is very protective over you and has absolutely no problem with confronting, threatening, and roughing up any cells that try to mess with you or make you feel small in any way ā even if you can hold your own and are more than capable of dealing with the situation without her helpā¦ she just canāt help herself and tends to blow her top pretty easily when she finds out someone has upset you at all
nothing, to her, beats coming home after kicking infected cell butt and being greeted by your smile, a warm home cooked meal, and a very thorough massage from her lovely partner to work out all the knots and strains sheās gotten while patrolling and fighting ā only thing that could make all of that better is getting to see killer t cell make an ass of himself againā¦ but that would just be the cherry on top of an already awesome situation in her book
her favourite places to kiss you are your lips and the top of your head ā and her favourite places to be kissed are her lips, her shoulders, and the palms of her hands
Hi! Was just wondering if your main blog was back up yet? Glad it was just password protected I thought I got blocked again (or maybe i am but afaik I haven't broken any rules so if it is back up and I still cant see it then ig i have been blocked)
Anyways, hope to get an answer soon!
My blog has been up for ages š«
Chances are you may have been caught up in one of my blocking bouts by accident if you havenāt otherwise broken any rules. You wouldnāt be the first, unfortunately š
If you send me an ask with your username I can check (I wonāt publish the ask here ā Iāll just edit this post with the result lol)
not quite a dry texter (with you, anyway) but he is very close to being one. itās only his occasional (unintentionally) emo or gothic comments and his almost old fashioned way of speaking that keeps him just emotive enough to not quite fall into that category
very formal texter: proper grammar, punctuation, formal sentence structure, minimal to no slang ā honestly sometimes getting a text from him feels like reading an essay, but the brief declarations of love he tags onto the end of every message more than makes up for that
prefers to call over texting, and when he does text itās always just one single paragraph ā unless heās, say, forgotten to add something, but thatās more of an exception than a rule
always tells you how long his patrols and missions are set to last so you know when to expect him home, or if you should bother waiting up for him, and if anything changes heās always quick to let you know
if youāre the type to spam text him heāll go through and respond to every text individually ā and donāt feel bad about it either, he likes being able to settle down after a patrol and read what youāve been up to in his absence. itās a nice reprieve, honestly
his contact name for you is just your first name with a black heart added onto the end, and youāre the only contact he has thatās able to fully get through his ādo not disturbā if you so choose
hanta sero
another one who canāt just send you a single text, and it gets even worse when heās drunk or high or excited because he will sometimes get to the point of sending you a single word per message ā which is either amusing or annoying depending on the type of person you are
if heās having a slow day at work or heās stuck at home while youāre out and about heāll send you random pick up lines and jokes he finds online ā only the best or most stupid of the lot though, because you only deserve the best to flatter or amuse you
doesnāt use as much slang and shorthand as some of his close friends might, but heās also not the most formal texter around and isnāt overly particular about the syntax or spelling of the messages he sends to you ā as long as they make sense thatās all that matters to him
sends you voice notes when heās away on missions or when his patrol is running late and he knows he wonāt be home at a sensible hour and he wants you to go to bed instead of waiting up for him ā theyāre always short and sweet, maybe a bit teasing because thatās just who he is, but always exactly what you need to know your hero will be home the second he can and all you need to do is go to sleep and get some rest
your contact name on his phone is just ābabyā and he assigned your contact the loudest possible notification sound so he never misses a message even when heās sleeping ā only ever putting it on silent when heās working because he doesnāt actually want his colleagues to hate him
prefers to use emoticons instead of emojis, but heāll swap between them depending on his mood, practicality, and whether or not heās able to catch his emoticons being autocorrected before he presses send
hitoshi shinso
much like his former teacher and current mentor, shinso is a very dry texter and puts the āreact to messageā function to good use when talking to people ā less so with you as he actually enjoys talking to you (and doesnāt want to be lectured, yet again, for just blankly thumbs up-ping a message you sent) but rest assured whenever heās on patrol all texts short of an āsosā will be met with a blank react, a single emoji message, or a very very brief text to let you know heās seen it
not much of a multi-texter these days, but back when he was younger and was either bored or just wanted your attention he had no problem spamming your messages (or, well, spamming for his standards which meant maybe four or five short annoyed-sounding texts sent within a few minutes of each other). after graduating he only ever multitexts if you started the conversation and stopped answering him randomly midway through
his most used emoji is probably just the thumbs up ā and the blank stare and purple heart are likely tied for second. youāre the only one he actually uses emojis with, everyone else gets an even drier version of himself, so delight in that knowledge
when heās out on late patrols you will receive random messages here and there ā usually a cat photo, a forwarded message from one of your mutual friends, a heads up about how long his shift is looking to be, or maybe a suggestion for what to have for dinner or an offer for him to pick something up on the way home
his phone is eternally on silent and all of his contacts are on ādo not disturbā aside from, like, whoever heās working with that dayā¦ and even then they get put right back on silent the second their shared work is over. this means he sometimes gets back to your messages pretty late, but if youāve been together for a while youāre definitely used to this kind of thing from hitoshi so itās whatever
doesnāt shorten his words or anything like that (e.g. āseeā to ācā or ātoā to ā2ā) but heās not particularly fussed about following grammar and syntax rules when talking to you. the most youāll get out of him is a full stop when heās annoyed but otherwise itās just a few words, all lowercase unless someone turns his autocapitalisation back on, and maybe an emoji
texts you all of the time, including when heās out with his friends or under the desk during lessons ā which is sweet, sure, up until he got himself caught like an idiot and got stuck with a whole lot of detention by his homeroom teacher (who was, arguably, more annoyed by his complete lack of subtlety than him not paying attention, but whatever) ā and has absolutely no shame about multitexting you
sometimes texts you after heās fried his brain with his quirk and it is the funniest thing you have ever seen ā itās like drunk texting but somehow worse, and startlingly close to being coherent considering how thoroughly out-of-it he is at the timeā¦
uses emojis like theyāre punctuation well into his adulthood. like if a villain ā or very dedicated fan ā managed to snag his phone they might genuinely be convinced they accidentally grabbed it off of a teenager and not a pro hero. itās cute though, so he gets away with it
his contact name for you is just the pet name he uses for you followed by a dozen heart emojis ā which is in keeping with how he names all of his contacts, really
chronic abreviator and word shortener. you can pry the brbās and g2gās and ilyās and urās and uās from his cold dead hands. sometimes he even texts you an abbreviation you have never seen before in your life without a hint of context surrounding it and justā¦ expects you to get it. maddening.
also elongates his words for emphasis a lot ā āughhhhhā, ābabeeeeeeeā, etc. ā particularly when heās bored or just misses you. the only time he wonāt do this is if heās being serious for one reason or another andā¦ wellā¦ thatās pretty rare, to say the least
eijiro kirishima
gym selfies. lots and lots of gym selfies. rest assured you are kept well and truly in the loop of his bulking journey. the pictures arenāt even super flattering, necessarily, he just takes them to show you his gains and doesnāt even think about looking āgoodā in them unless you (or one of his bros) bring it up to him first
very much so a gentleman and texts first just as often as, or maybe even more than, you do. particularly in the morning when heās up and ready before you ā he always sends you a quick, sweet text letting you know where he is, when heāll be home, and that he loves you and hopes you slept well
only ever has his phone completely on silent when heās in a meeting these days, otherwise unless his phone is actually dead he will usually get back to you within a minute or so of you messaging him
sends the locations and photos of any places he passes by and thinks youāll like ā as well as pictures of any food stalls he passes on his way home in case you want him to pick something up for you to snack on
doesnāt bother about spellcheck or punctuation when texting and uses a lot of shorthand, especially when heās on the go or just otherwise too busy to write out full messages (e.g. ābbyā, āsmā, āc u laterā, etc.) ā because as long as you both understand whatās being said, does it really matter if he put that comma in the right spot or if he called you ābbā instead of ābabyā?
sometimes when heās working and his hands are full heāll send you voice notes instead ā theyāre nothing too dramatic or lengthy, just short looks into whateverās on his mind and a reminder that heās always thinking of you even when heās not at home with you
tenya iida
never, and i mean never, texts you when heās working unless he thinks itās absolutely necessary and even has a whole separate phone that he uses while patrolling and such just to ensure he can give his all into protecting civilians without losing focus. the only time heāll ever contact you when heās on the clock is if thereās been an emergency and he has to stay away for longer and he doesnāt want to leave you worried and in the dark, or if he needs you to evacuate the area he knows youāre in or he is otherwise worried about your wellbeing
your contact name on his phone is either just your full name, or, after you two get married, your relationship to him (so: āhusbandā or āspouseā or āwifeā depending on your preference)
uses emojis very sparingly, but only with you and only because you called him a dry texter once years ago and he took that personally
granted you werenāt wrong, he is a very straightforward and dry person to message with but he has gotten much better over the years ā for example, he doesnāt just send you full formally written paragraphs over the phone anymore and is much more comfortable breaking up his texts into multiple messages and dropping the overly āprā tone
almost never uses the react function, doesnāt see much of a point, but he does always heart any selfies you send to him ā before following that up with an actual written compliment, of course
if heās just working in his agency and knows youāre sick or hurt, he will keep his personal phone on and text you periodically to remind you to eat/drink/medicate as necessary ā and if your home is close by he will stop by on his breaks to make sure youāre taking care of yourself in person (he is very stern when it comes to your health)
not so much a dry texter as he is a blunt one. like he can and will keep a conversation going, will start them even if he feels like it, but if heās super busy or just not invested in whateverās being talked about he will find the quickest way to cut the conversation short so he can go back to doing whatever it was he was doing beforehand
rarely ever texts first unless heās texting you, and heāll use virtually any excuse he can think of to get you talking: asking about dinner, letting you know how long he has left of patrol, sending you pictures of animals heās stumbled across because you really liked it the first time he did that, reminding you to drink water/eat something/take your meds if he knows youāre forgetful, checking in to make sure you got home safe, etc.
when his missions take him abroad or just generally far away he gets much more pissy about you responding late to his texts and much more likely to spam call you in response ā sure he sounds annoyed, but rest assured he just misses you and wants to hear about your day is allā¦
doesnāt really focus on using proper punctuation and isnāt above using shorthand or slang if heās multitasking, but generally his texts are all worded properly and devoid of spelling errors ā aside from times where he has fat fingered his keyboard while in costume but thatās not really his fault
when he starts taking on interns or working with other heroes you start being able to figure out his schedule based on when he starts texting you complaints about them and theirā¦ letās just say āpoorāā¦ work ethic. he doesnāt mince his words either, and you come out the other side knowing far more about various pro heroes than you ever wanted to
your contact on his phone is short and simple, just ābabeā or your first name ā and maybe a heart afterwards if you bully him hard enough
izuku midoriya
chronic multi-texter. try as he might to not spam your phone ā and as successful as he may be sometimes ā the second you two start on a topic heās really invested in, or he just starts overthinking a bit too much, youāll end up coming back to a veritable wall of shorter texts covering your screen (which he always apologises for no matter how much you insist that itās more endearing than anything else)
very expressive over messages. not as much as some of his former classmates, maybe, but more than enough for you to be able to perfectly picture his facial expressions and hear his voice as you read through the texts he sends
messages you throughout the day just to check in and see how you are (even more so if he knows youāre ill or injured and heās unable to take time off from teaching to be with you) ā plus catching up with you over his lunch break is often the highlight of his day, particularly when his classes have been especially difficult for one reason or another
when heās out and about and happens to see something neat or funny or cute his first instinct is to take a photo or video to send to you ā and likewise he is always delighted when his phone lights up with another cute picture youāve sent to him when youāre away
absolutely no qualms about texting first and makes a mission out of being the first one to text you every morning ā which is made easier by the fact that he has to get up super early anyway for work, and a bit pointless considering you two literally live togetherā¦ but itās a cute habit so you canāt really complain
your contact name on his phone is just your relationship to him (girlfriend/boyfriend/partner, fiancĆØ/e, husband/wife/spouse, etc.), and his whole face visibly lights up and softens whenever he sees your contact pop up on his screen ā which his students find varying degrees of sweet and amusing
shoto todoroki
heās a very formal texter, not quite to the point of coming across as dry or disinterested if you know him well enough but just borderline enough for most people to be put off by it at first
always uses the proper grammar, syntax, and punctuation when texting others ā almost like heās writing a letter or email instead of a quick message ā and wouldnāt really use emojis unless you as his partner explicitly state that you want him to do so (then heād make an effortā¦ but mostly heād just stick to the basic smiley face and a simple red heart ā better than nothing though, right?)
only texts first when heās passing on information to you that he thinks you need to know (e.g. patrol will be running longer than expected, heās just gotten into a fight and will be going to see a doctor but itās nothing to worry about, heās currently out grabbing something for you to eat just in case you wake up while heās still out of the house, etc.) or when heās on a mission abroad and his timezone is ahead of yours when he texts you good morning or goodnight
that being said, he does try to respond to your texts as soon as he can ā though he does usually have his phone turned off or on silent when heās out or training or running campaigns with his agency so youāll need to get used to a bit of a wait unless you take advantage of the whole emergency contact thingā¦
prefers to call over texting because he quite likes the sound of your voice ā something he makes absolutely no secret of ā but heāll happily message you if youāre too anxious or sick or fatigued to talk
youāre the only saved contact on his phone that has an emoji attached to it ā specifically a blue and a red heart right after your name ā unless you count that one time you added a few explosion emojis after bakugouās contact name for a jokeā¦ but he changed that back as soon as he noticed so does that really count?
teasing is the main way she shows you that she cares ā until sheās comfortable enough in your relationship to start being a bit more affectionate and a bit less defensively withdrawn, at which point she becomes a bit more willing to lean into more traditional love languages like physical touch and quality time
(and once you get to that point youāll find her to very much so enjoy being tactile with youā¦ so long as thereās nobody around to tease her for it, that is)
with uzi itās fifty-fifty whether sheāll call you something sweet and simple like ābabeā or your name, or something that borders on an insult (and that might even be offensive if literally anyone else but her had said it to you)
she insists that sheās not a sentimental person, but the lockscreen of her phone is a candid picture she took of you the first time you stayed over at her place (mid-way through a binge of her favourite my chemical robots album) ā you being in her space, smiling, just felt so right that she couldnāt help but snap a quick photo to commemorate the moment
very protective over you and quick to jealousy if she thinks that someone else is getting too close to you for comfort ā this goes doubly if you happen to be a naturally friendly person and/or oblivious to flirting because she becomes even more hyperaware of how you interact with others and vice versa (especially other girls)
got so flustered the first time you called her your girlfriend in front of others that she damn near short circuited on the spot. she tried to cover it up with a facade of irritation and nonchalance, but she was very unsuccessful
if youāre the same size as, or bigger than, her then she will remorselessly and frequently just straight up steal your clothes ā and she will not be giving them back unless you offer her something else to take in their place, or unless she gets flustered and teased into huffily returning them (which she does with an insult and a ābite meā for good measure)
her favourite types of dates involve the two of you going out and exploring, or just doing anything thrilling that carries some sort of risk behind it, but she can also be convinced to sit at home, listen to music or watch some of the shows sheās pirated, and chill out for a bit if you really just need a break from the chaos (or if you two get together after the absolute solver situation because after nearly watching her planet and all of her loved ones die she could really do with some r&r)
the longer youāre together the more willing she becomes to stray from her more aloof and edgy persona ā she never completely grows out of it, and much like her mother she will continue to have moments where she acts a bit like a teenager no matter her age, but she does get more willing to accept and even reciprocate more traditional expressions of affection
(like hand-holding, kissing, cuddling, verbalising her love rather than just texting it or projecting it onto her visor, and so on)
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āHi :)) could I get some general dating hcs for Philip Wittebane from toh??ā
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philip pretty much never calls you by your name if he can help it, even when heās busy playing the part of the respectable emperor belos. no. youāre his ādarlingā, his āsweetheartā, his āloveā, and his ādearā ā and when heās around others and wants to emphasise your connection to him to dissuade a potential suitor, he will make a point to drop your title (wife/husband/spouse) into the conversation as often as possible
contrary to how merciless he can be to his supposed subjects (and brother), philip is notably gentle and attentive with you ā the picture of perfect chivalry and very much a gentleman of his era in how he acts with you (e.g. youāll never have to open a door or pull out a chair or worry about freezing without a coat when heās with you)
towards the final stages of his plan he isnāt able to spend anywhere near as much time with you as he would like, so to try and make up for that he has his devotees and coven members dote on you in his place ā obeying your every whim, bringing you gifts and meals heās selected, and so on
has a very old fashioned approach to pda and is thus very conservative about what heās willing to do with you in the presence of others ā specifically he draws the line at linking arms, kissing you hands (if you know him in his youth before he becomes belos), and placing a guiding hand on the small of your back or your shoulders
his favourite places to kiss you are your lips, the nape of your neck, the backs of your hands, and your knuckles ā very chaste kisser too
always does what he can to put some distance between yourself and the inhabitants of the boiling isles because he cannot stomach the thought of those ābarbariansā harming or corrupting you ā though he is usually subtle enough about this that nobody catches on to the true reason why he insists on that distance (most just assume heās an average protective partner, honestly)
youāre the only one he trusts enough to tell about his true plans for the islesā¦ and his deal with the collectorā¦ and the grimwalkers ā and that trust isnāt something to be taken lightly
