general relationship hcs ; uzi doorman
‘uzi general headcanons!!!’
uzi doorman x gender neutral ! reader insert
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teasing is the main way she shows you that she cares — until she’s comfortable enough in your relationship to start being a bit more affectionate and a bit less defensively withdrawn, at which point she becomes a bit more willing to lean into more traditional love languages like physical touch and quality time
(and once you get to that point you’ll find her to very much so enjoy being tactile with you… so long as there’s nobody around to tease her for it, that is)
with uzi it’s fifty-fifty whether she’ll call you something sweet and simple like ‘babe’ or your name, or something that borders on an insult (and that might even be offensive if literally anyone else but her had said it to you)
she insists that she’s not a sentimental person, but the lockscreen of her phone is a candid picture she took of you the first time you stayed over at her place (mid-way through a binge of her favourite my chemical robots album) — you being in her space, smiling, just felt so right that she couldn’t help but snap a quick photo to commemorate the moment
very protective over you and quick to jealousy if she thinks that someone else is getting too close to you for comfort — this goes doubly if you happen to be a naturally friendly person and/or oblivious to flirting because she becomes even more hyperaware of how you interact with others and vice versa (especially other girls)
got so flustered the first time you called her your girlfriend in front of others that she damn near short circuited on the spot. she tried to cover it up with a facade of irritation and nonchalance, but she was very unsuccessful
if you’re the same size as, or bigger than, her then she will remorselessly and frequently just straight up steal your clothes — and she will not be giving them back unless you offer her something else to take in their place, or unless she gets flustered and teased into huffily returning them (which she does with an insult and a ‘bite me’ for good measure)
her favourite types of dates involve the two of you going out and exploring, or just doing anything thrilling that carries some sort of risk behind it, but she can also be convinced to sit at home, listen to music or watch some of the shows she’s pirated, and chill out for a bit if you really just need a break from the chaos (or if you two get together after the absolute solver situation because after nearly watching her planet and all of her loved ones die she could really do with some r&r)
the longer you’re together the more willing she becomes to stray from her more aloof and edgy persona — she never completely grows out of it, and much like her mother she will continue to have moments where she acts a bit like a teenager no matter her age, but she does get more willing to accept and even reciprocate more traditional expressions of affection
(like hand-holding, kissing, cuddling, verbalising her love rather than just texting it or projecting it onto her visor, and so on)













