Hi love!! Sorry to hear your home situation isn’t the best, but I hope school continues well for you!
Any wemby headcannons would be great!! Ever since off season started I think we’ve all been starved 😔✊ No specifics, whatever you’d like!!
Have fun with writing!! (also I adore your blog aesthetic!! 🤭🤭)
RANDOM HEADCANONS ໒꒱ v. wembanyama x reader
"Let me tell you something . . . girls need love too."
⊹ ࣪ ˖ now playing . . . GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO (SUMMER WALKER, DRAKE)
summary .✦ ݁˖ absolute random nonsense headcanons i had on top of my head
contains .✦ ݁˖ bf!wemby headcanons !!! fluff fluff fluff, no mentions of usage of she/her pronouns (what a tongue twister)
⸝⸝ ׁ note ׁ ׅ ♡ I absolutely agree !! feed the spurs fans puhleaseeeuhhh, ANYWAY first request kinda nervous.. anywho, this is my first headcanon of literally ANYONE, so pls lmk what ur thoughts are !! this is also extremely short pls forgive me. ALSO english isnt my first language, im sorry in advance for any grammatical errors T^T
word count .✦ ݁˖ 317 words 1,779 characters
bf!wemby who has a jellycat keychain attached to his duffle bag that was given by you during your 2nd anniversary. He even bought a protective plastic case for the plushie keychain, fearing it might get stolen.
bf!wemby who tries to put you on books. He buys fresh books he thinks you'll like, and before giving it to you, he reads it and annotates it himself.
bf!wemby who makes it his goal to teach you how to hoop. From the basics, like dribbling, to shooting threes.
bf!wemby who gets overly competitive over games. You somehow cheated on uno? That will be brought up for future reference.
bf!wemby who desperately wants to go on dates like museum dates, cafe hopping dates with you without being recognized but because of his ridiculously tall stature, it isn't uncommon if he gets cornered by people who want photos with him, or is demanding for his signature.
bf!wemby who will always accidentally speak french to you. (no explanation i just randomly thought of this)
bf!wemby who mastered the art of picture taking. You basically have your own personal photographer
bf!wemby who agreed to bedazzle a wilson basketball with you even though it physically pained him.
bf!wemby who despite disliked the idea of bedazzled basketballs; because for him it's impractical, kept the ball you rhinestoned displayed on his top shelf.
bf!wemby who gets overly excited when you make basketball references. So much as shaking you in excitement.
bf!wemby who is programming you to be the same level nerd he is.
bf!wemby who sends obnoxious baby yoda/grogu memes to everyone he's close with. And yes, that especially includes you.
bf!wemby who dramatically ducks when entering the same room as you, even doing so much as pretending he got hit at the head by the doorframe because of how tall he is.
⸝⸝ ׁ note ׁ ׅ ♡ this is SO short IM SORRY !! this is all my pea-sized brain could squeeze out atm (sleep deprivation catchin up on me smh..) ANYWAY feedback is def appreciated. MORE FICS SOON !! (when i can ofc)
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