my kingdom for an intelligent octopus

Mae, she/they, 27, queer as in fuck you. Reported to be unarmed and considered to be delicious. Brain currently being rotted by: M*A*S*H, Stranger Things, The West Wing.

[triple-ennui]

Sometimes I think The X-Files is such a timeless and relevant show I forget it takes place in the 90s, and then I see a scene where Scully buys a whole bag of groceries for $11.14 and pays with a check

[eargoat]

[hazey-magnolia]

I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE SOUTH!!!! THIS IS MY HOME!!!

I want things to get better here instead of having to leave it behind to be safe!! I literally live in North Carolina i KNOW about the bathroom bills, i KNOW i PROMISE YOU.

Queer people who look down on the south and refuse to acknowledge that there are queer people here infuriate me. The south is not just Bigotry World tm! There are poc here!! There are trans people here! There are queer people and disabled people and tons of other people who deserve your love and support!

Don’t forget about us please.

[flipocrite]

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

It's always baffled me that people assume abandoning the victims of oppressive laws is like, the more virtuous option.

Who do you think those bathroom laws are targeting? Who do you think that racism is targeting?

These policies are not just vague evils sent out into the aether for some good vs evil spiritual battle. There are real people in those states who are being specifically targeted for heightened systemic abuse.

[radarsmenagerie]

mashgender part 53

[wlwgif]

DERRY GIRLS (2018-2022) 2.01 Across the Barricade

[susiephone]

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14

[thelvadams]

He's back... with a vengeance.

WALLACE AND GROMIT: VENGEANCE MOST FOWL (2024)

[userjohndeacon]

THE MUPPETS (2011) dir. James Bobin

[captainhunnicutt]

"Mike Farrell spent a good part of his time during the final week trying to learn to stand on his hands. It was an interesting example of how we had tried over the 11 years to improve our skills - any skills - no matter how stupid, useless or boring they might be." - Alan Alda (The Last Days of Mash)

[mtg-player1]

How many languages do you know at least little bit of?

Remake of an older poll (link here)

Like last time I am using a strict definition of language and a loose definition of being able to speak/knowing the language.

Details:

Sign languages count, conlangs count, super similar languages only counts one & dialects of the same language usually won't count (unless you can make multiple sentences in both that someone who only spoke the other couldn't understand), for Norwegian being able to write both bokmål & nynorsk only counts as one

You need to know more than 30 words and be able to construct at least one sentence for it to count. it has to be at least one of the following: writing/signing/speaking/whistling, it doesn't have to be multiple.

(and for people with "sampling bias" concerns, this is not supposed to represent society as a whole)

Poll:

How many languages do you know?

1 (USA moment?)

2

3 (someone who went through a normal schooling?)

4

5

6 (language enjoyer, I assume)

7

8 (linguist or archeologist?)

9

10+

see results

Voting ended onJun 23, 2024

It's super cool if you put the languages in tags

[vampirlor]

me when im judging people's psyche at the 4077 MASH but i also have to serve cunt

[audreysdancemp3]

◊ TWIN PEAKS ◊ 2.21 · Episode 28 "Miss Twin Peaks"

[dollefront-deactivated20250908]

[stringcage]

I don't! Care that you're a stoner!!! Red wine supernova!!!!!! Fall right into mee!!!!!!!!!

[thenhc]

[kragehund-est]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[kragehund-est]

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

[vickythestrange]

[rylandsgrace]

#Happy Labor Day to Shrek I guess

[clearcutcasualty]

“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work