im gay

Stu || He/Him || 19

[sleepy-inu-archives]

moved to @sleepy-inu !!

[murobrown]

[nicolas-px]

Get To Know Me Meme Favorite TV Shows ↳Dr. Who [1/?]

[nicolas-px]

which one?

[ampervadasz]

[snuv]

manic monday

[rslashrats]

hell on earth

[ratfuck]

Violence

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[whoredrigo]

[sleepy-inu-archives]

moved to @sleepy-inu !!

[free-range-tiddies]

Me: *Walks by a smoker*

Me:

[weyland-yutanideathsquads]

Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke

[squidwardhentaicles]

Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

I know lots of redditors are stupid but a bachelor party does not give you a “pass” to cheat on your future wife

[suchisthelifeofasexygirlonline5]

I was watching 90 Day fiancé and the guy got mad at his fiancé for not wanting strippers at his bachelor party and he said “it’s the last night you don’t get to be the boss of me” like I’m not against bachelor parties but it grosses me out to think of my future spouse going to a strip club to celebrate his last night of “freedom” 🤢🤢🤢

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

If you view marriage as losing your freedom forever then you shouldn’t be getting married simple as that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[bgm05]

remember the four G’s

[positivedoodles]

reminder: I have another illustration project on patreon.

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[glocknee]

tbh i only fuck with mean bitches bc if someone talk to you crazy your mean friend will have your back no questions asked. a nice bitch will let other ppl dog you out nd won't say a word bc they're ~too nice uwu~ ppl who make their defining character trait how 'soft' they are make the worst friends bc they're too busy wanting to be liked by everyone to actually be loyal

[glocknee]

this isn't a joke post either like i literally hate you wimpy bitches that won't shut up abt how nice nd sweet you are while making your friends fight your battles nd never EVER attempting to stand up for them. you don't have to throw bricks thru windows but y'all will really watch injustice go down nd will act like you can't see it bc you don't want to step on toes. that quite literally disgusts me

[elftwink]

wait marriage story is a real movie that they actually called “marriage story” like that is the title of the film that they came up with and decided was good……………. i mean you have to laugh, right?

[elftwink]

kylo stans are hunting me for sport as we speak for making the following post but i have now watched the trailer and some clips from marriage story and there is no sum of money you could ever pay me to sit through 2 hours and 17 minutes of adam driver and scarjo scream yelling at each other while critics say they’re being “raw” for knowing how to cry on command. when i go for surgery in the spring i’m going to tell my doctor i won’t need any anesthetic and he can just play me this movie and my brain will be so understimulated i will blackout because unconsciousness would be better than that level of sheer boredom. can somebody please tell me where the creative genius or academy award level acting is in this movie because even in the clips that are supposed to be showcasing exactly that i feel like gordon ramsey talking to some american restaurant owner who is lying to my face about the quality of their food after i have already tasted it. movies where people have to yell at each other should be banned if you can’t find another way to show emotion then you couldn’t do it in the first place. fuck twitter for telling me this movie exists it is a blight on my life and either of them get an oscar for it that blight will exist for all time

[elftwink]

found out this movie is based on the director’s own divorce so my condolences to his ex-wife for having to see this movie come out and congrats on getting out of that one 

[critgemhero]

This may sound like a conspiracy, but I’m pretty sure both Netflix & Dreamworks are letting Kipo die on purpose because everyone involved in the show’s making went rogue and made one of the lead kids gay behind their backs. A black kid who outright says the words “Because I’m gay” and who has an actual love interest storyline hook. I literally cannot understand how this show got away with that considering how held at chokehold the other children cartoons on Netflix are with their LGBT+ rep (with She-Ra getting away with it the best so far) 

So yeah please go watch Kipo, legally if you can so we can get a season 2 and Benson can get his boyfriend.

[pftones3482]

- Main black gay kid with an interracial love interest

- actually EVERY main character that isn’t an animal is a person of color

- one of the main protagonists has a really well done traumatic backstory, like it is fucked up man, but they handle it and her trauma from it super well

- the coming out scene is handled so gracefully and realistically

On other notes:

- the soundtrack is fucking BOMB

- Frogs in Suits

- female animals don’t have tits and ridiculous eyelashes/lips

- lesbian snakes that play guitar

- a cat lumberjack village who’s leader is clearly based off of Paul Bunyan/John Henry right down to his fucking theme song

- its a VERY music based show, but the songs are a nice combination of Actual Music and Music Written For The Show

- the apocalypse happened in 2020 lmao rip

- the animation is *chefs kiss*

- the main voice actor also plays Glimmer in She-Ra

- Found Family trope

- Found Family being introduced and included into birth family lovingly and with fierce determination

- Pure of heart + dumb of ass + Tired of Yo Shit trio

- jam packed with astronomy and astrology

- literally can’t stress enough how good the fucking music is

Anyway sorry to derail this post but PLEASE watch this show. I’ve hardly seen anything about it and this is right up all of yalls lane. Do you like Voltron? She-Ra? Gravity Falls? Steven Universe? Miyazaki films? Dragon Prince? Into the Spiderverse? Then I can literally guarantee you will love this show bc its like all the best parts of those shows and movies combined.

Don’t let another good show with actual representation die bc a company didn’t promote it

[thebyrchentwigges]

I don’t know where this came from but I NEEDED it