sleepy

18, male, i reblog funny, cute, and game related things. then sometimes post personal lame things AHa I like singing, playing games, and pugs, and singing to my cat, and working out to keep this okay body cx

[comparingmeerkats]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

[ooky-sp00ky]

[sleepyandcute]

Its pretty ridiculous how much you can end up missing someone, to the point where nothing can take your mind off of them, its pretty ridiculous. 

[sleepyandcute]

Me: im going on a bike ride to work out

My dad: get me a twelve pack of Pepsi on the way back

Me: ill come back first bc i cant carry a twelve pack of pepsi and ride atthe same

My dad: thats funny i couLd

THEN GO DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU LAZY FUCK.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[egg-rolls]

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

[evallannn]

Surprise motherfucker

[realitytvgifs]

[angryperson]

Hw isn’t getting done

[angryperson]

she still loves sleeping up here. 

[willtime-deactivated20181102]

not all men

[fnafurl-deactivated20170109]

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

[evilfeminist-deactivated2020042]

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

[fleshmorph-deactivated20130807]

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

[bye-lads-deactivated20200901]

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

[humortrain]

[sleepyandcute]

I seriously get talked to every fucking day about what im doing wrong as a child and how im wrong literally being to exactly how im wrong and how youre right, how the fuck do you expect me to have the confidence to go to college soon when all you do is destroy my fuckig self esteem. Parents can be the worst fucking parents.

[oknope]

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

[rgfk-deactivated20130526]

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so