I'm gay

hi i'm liz and i'm a cheese eating moron

[poriferan]

[thepuppyclub]

I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

[pussyadvice-deactivated20200825]

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[egg-rolls]

Vagina

[willprobablydelete]

[toastp1ercer]

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

[lake-erie]

girl: come over me: i can’t, i’m using my sensitive barbels scour the riverbed for morsels of food girl: i hollowed out a nesting cavity under a flat stone me:

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[babyxbruiser-deactivated2024070]

Oh my god

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’re tired of fake sesame street fans

[stimman3000]

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[trefoiled-deactivated20260516]

[shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16-dea]

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

[jturn]

what he says: I’m fine

what he means: how does anyone survive fisting, and why doesn’t it involve just a flat-out incredible amount of pain? You see these vids flying around tumblr of guys just slipping in right up to the elbow and it goes against everything you’re taught about the body - isn’t the colon tightly coiled? How much room is in there? How does the guy breathe if you can reach his diaphragm? Where do all the tightly-packed organs go? The fact that an entire forearm can fall inside someone’s body up to the elbow so easily contradicts so much of what I think I know about the body, and who am I gonna ask? Why is there so little about what happens to the insides of a fisted body on the internet and will I be arrested for reading it? Also stop pissing on each other