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Gojo Satoru accidentally makes you squirt ♡
୨୧ — Gojo's hands shake like he's eighteen again, gripping your hips with white knuckled desperation, "Fuck, fuck, fuck-" his vocabulary reduced to caveman like grunts when you're under him like this, years of experience apparently meaning jack shit when your legs wrap around his waist.
He's all stuttering rhythm and graceless hunger, like he forgot how bodies work. One second he's jackhammering into you with supernatural speed, the next he's frozen completely, forehead pressed to your collarbone, panting like he just ran a marathon because your warmth threatens to undo him entirely... "Jesus, you’re…" He breaks off with a choked laugh, hips jerking erratically. "Fuck, been too long since I- shit, do that thing again. With your tongue again, please. Right there."
His demand is adorably needy, punctuated by a sharp, sloppy thrust as you scrape your teeth against the tendon of his neck, just how he likes it~.
Everything about his technique is pure chaos. No finesse, just raw need and that stupid boyish grin even when he's buried deep enough to kiss your cervix with the tip of his dick.
When you arch beneath him, a low moan tearing from your throat, your cunt clamps down hard around his cock. It’s a vice grip, a sudden, violent spasms that rippled through your entire body… Satoru’s eyes go wide, pupils blown. And for a moment, he forgets his name, yours, and any word that isn’t an expletive as you completely come undone.
It’s not just a flutter, not just a wetness, but a gush. Hot, sudden. A flood of your release soaking his entire cock, his balls, the thick thatch of white hair at his base. It rushes out of you in thick, uncontrollable waves, splattering onto his sheets beneath your ass with an audible wet splssh. The sound is obscene. Juices slicking his length, dripping down him, making his thrusts messy- obscenely wet.
"Did you just-? His voice is thick with pure awe, breathless. The stupid grin returns as he drives into that soaked cunt of yours, feeling the slick mess coating him. "Whoa! Youre like a little Squirtle." The ridiculous Pokémon joke tumbles out mid thrust… He’s so fucking pleased with himself, he almost fumbles his rhythm entirely,"Get it? 'Cause you just squir—"
"Satoru, I swear to God-" you gasp, but the protest is cut off as he angles his hips sharply, burying himself impossibly deeper.
"Yeah, yeah, less talking, more-"
The new angle hits that spongy spot inside you dead on, hard. A choked cry rips from you, followed instantly by another gush, soaking him further, the sheets beneath you now a dark, soaked circle.
But there’s something beautiful about how he fucks when he's like this- like he's afraid you'll disappear- like if he doesn't fill you up immediately you'll change your mind. Like he wants to leave a piece of himself with you, so you won't forget him.
college jjk boys are the type to...
nerd!gojo is the type to have you completely undone within ten minutes with just with his tongue and fingers. glasses slightly askew, that insufferable almost-smile, watching you fall apart as he experiments, paying attention to every little thing that makes you twich. you wouldn't be surprised if he had a notepad next to him. he will say "thought so" when he finds something that works, quiet and satisfied, and you want to be annoyed about it but physically cannot because he's right and he's always right with his stupid big brain.
frat!sukuna is the type to have you in his lap at a party with his hand underneath your skirt, completely unbothered, carrying on a conversation with whoever's nearby while his fingers work you open slowly and his face gives absolutely nothing away. he expects you to stay quiet. he knows you're struggling. he finds it very funny. he will only look at you when you're right at the edge, turning just enough to watch your face, and he'll keep you there for as long as he wants before he decides you've earned it.
professor!nanami is the type to wait until after class, until the room is empty, until it's just you standing at his desk with some question you both know isn't really about the coursework. and then he'll look at you over his glasses with that expression and say close the door in a voice that makes your panties dampen and your thighs squeeze together. methodical about everything, including this. especially this. the kind of thorough that makes you forget what day it is.
plug!choso is the type to turn soft and pliant the moment you put your hands on him, going completely still under your touch like he doesn't know what to do with being handled gently and is trying very hard not to show how much he wants it. will do anything you ask without hesitation and look at you the whole time with those dark eyes like you're the only thing worth looking at in any room he's ever been in.
goth!geto is the type to be slow and deliberate that borders on overwhelming. unhurried, with long fingers, a patience that feels almost meditative and eyes that stay on your face the entire time collecting every reaction and filing it away into his brain for later. has this low quiet voice that he uses specifically to say things in your ear that you'll be thinking about for days afterward. he knows exactly what he's doing. has always known.
athlete!toji is the type to have you pressed against the wall of the equipment room with one arm braced above your head and absolutely zero urgency about it, like he has nowhere to be and no interest in being anywhere else. he has that lazy smile while watching you come undone and he takes his time with it. he's still in his practice gear. he doesn't care. you've stopped caring too.
dean!higuruma is the type to have you bent over his desk after hours. door locked, glasses still on, one hand pressed flat between your shoulder blades keeping you exactly where he wants you arched up at the perfect angle for him to watch the ripple of your ass. he takes you apart with a methodical patience that borders on devastating. he won't speed up no matter how much you ask. he will only go harder when he decides to, not even when you beg for it, and he always decides eventually, just never when you expect it.
campus security!shiu is the type to have you in the security office after hours, luring you there under the guise that you had broken the rules somehow. the monitors are still running and he doesn't care even slightly. he's quiet and focused and completely sure of himself that is so fucking attractive. his hands are steady and deliberate, finding the things that work and repeating them without commentary until you're gripping the edge of the desk and making sounds that would absolutely carry if the building weren't empty. he says almost nothing the entire time. just a sly smirk while the pretty college student is unfolding in the hands of campus security.
skater!ino is the type to show up to yours still in his gear, beanie slightly ajar, and have you on the bed within five minutes of him getting home. his calloused hands spreading your thighs with this easy confidence (and borderline desperation), settling between them, and he takes his time, mouth warm and unhurried against your skin while you grip the sheets. he will come up grinning when you make a sound he likes, that easy grin, and go right back down before you can say anything about it. he's moaning like a whore against your pussy while he ruts against the bed in desperation.
HI HI, ANNOUNCEMENT TIME‼️‼️‼️
Just wanted to let you guys know that there are two pages on this app that like to troll and make very degrading stories about black readers! @/suckmuballs and @/whotookmynameareuserious these are two little white girls pretending to be black, who are MINORS.
For starters, im a black girl myself in case you guys didn’t know that. I find this very disrespectful and this is not my first time encountering something like this on an app built around community. So if you support me and follow me and you happen to find their accounts “funny”???? Please feel free to block me or message me to have yourself removed.
I don’t play that weirdo and disrespectful shit, it’s not cool and I don’t fuck with it. It’s 2026 and we’re still making trolling pages and lying out our age AND race to tear down another just because black girls and boys come on here and have to request for things to be inclusive. These are minors. Report them, do whatever. PLEASE SPREAD AWARENESS & REPOST‼️‼️
I haven’t seen any big accounts spreading awareness on this topic so please. Thank you guys, that’s all.
READ THIS!!!!
pulling the trigger
you ask toji to cosplay ghost. then, you promptly ask him to fuck you in the costume.
contents. toji x fem!reader • smut smut smut • p in v sex • toji fucks you in a ghost costume omagwad im salivating • art belongs to @zeilorene on tiktok! 4-5k words
the request comes out of nowhere, which is probably why toji looks at you like you just asked him to recite shakespeare in the original klingon.
you’re curled up on the couch together, his arm heavy and warm across your shoulders, your legs thrown over his lap. the tv is playing some random action movie neither of you is really watching. his thumb is tracing lazy circles on your bicep, and you can feel the rumble of his chest when he breathes.
“so,” you start, trying to sound casual. “you know how i’ve been playing that game a lot lately.”
toji grunts. he knows. he's fallen asleep to the sound of gunfire and tactical reloads more times than he’d like. maybe it was a mistake, introducing you to the game.
“call of duty,” you clarify, because he absolutely does not need the clarification.
“i know what game, sweetheart.” his voice is laced with amusement. “you haven't shut up about it for two weeks.”
you elbow him lightly. he doesn’t move an inch. it’s like elbowing a brick wall that smells like sandalwood and cheap cologne.
“okay, so,” you take a breath. “you know ghost, right? the character. skull mask. british accent. big.”
toji’s eyebrow twitches. “the one you keep sighing at when you think i'm not looking.”
heat rushes to your face. “i do not sigh—”
“you sigh,” he says flatly. “like a teenage girl looking at a boy band poster. it’s embarrassing.”
you hide your face against his shoulder. his skin is warm, and you can feel the corded muscle beneath. this is not helping your case.
“okay, fine,” you mumble into his shirt. “maybe i sigh a little.”
“a little,” he repeats, deadpan.
“the point is,” you lift your head and meet his eyes, those green, lazy eyes that see everything, “i was thinking. hypothetically. what if you. you know. dressed up like him. for me.”
silence.
toji stares at you.
you stare back, trying very hard not to combust on the spot.
“you want me,” he says slowly, like he’s tasting each word, “to cosplay. a video game character.”
“when you say it like that, it sounds—”
“a character with a skull mask.”
“the mask is cool—”
"and a stupid accent."
“you don’t have to do the accent—”
“and you’ve been thinking about this.” his voice drops. “hypothetically.”
you swallow. “yes.”
he keeps staring. then, impossibly, his mouth curves into something that’s not quite a smile but definitely isn’t a frown. it's his amused face: means you're in trouble, but the good kind, and you start feeling excitement tingling in your lower belly.
“no,” he says.
you deflate. “toji—”
“absolutely not.”
“please?”
“no.”
“i’ll make you that spicy ramen you like. the one with the soft-boiled egg. every night for a week.”
his jaw tightens. you see the crack in his armor. just a hairline fracture, but it’s there.
“and i’ll let you pick the movie for a whole month,” you continue, pressing your advantage. “no complaints from me. even if it's another one of those nature documentaries with the really boring narration.”
“those are entertaining.”
“they’re boring, toji.”
he grunts.
“please,” you say again, softer this time. you bring your hand up to his jaw, feeling the slight scratch of stubble. “please, please, please. for me? just once? i never ask you for anything.”
“you never ask for anything, really,” he repeats, raising a brow as he looks at you with suspicion. “that’s a lie if i know one! you asked me to build that ikea bookshelf last week. and the week before that, you asked me to kill a spider in the bathroom. and yesterday, you asked me to reach the good chocolate on the top shelf because you’re ‘too short and it’s a tragedy.’”
“those were legitimate requests.”
“you’re a menace.”
“your menace?” you offer with a hopeful smile before planting a couple of helpful kisses on his jaw.
his eyes soften, just enough for you to know you’ve won.
“fine,” he says, and the word sounds like it physically pains him. “fine. but i’m not doing the accent.”
you squeal and throw your arms around his neck. he lets you, even though you’re pretty sure you just knocked his drink over.
“thank you thank you thank you—”
“if you tell anyone about this, i’m leaving you.”
“heh, you would never.”
“try me.”
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God if you can hear me…
Boyfriend ASMR
Why does your new professor sound just like the guy you touch yourself to every night?
ASMRStreamerProf!Gojo x FanStudent!reader cw: fem!reader, SMUT, loooots of dirty talk (its kinda his job), college student reader, professor gojo, older gojo(maybe like late 20s and reader is early 20s), masturbation, teasing, degrading/praising, JOI (hihi), lots of whimpering groaning moaning, cursing, blackmail (gone wrong), noot proofread
"My pretty girl, I've missed you."
A deep male voice flooded your ears, headphones turned up to the max volume.
Your favourite ASMR streamer was live again at the same time every other day. Like clockwork.
You joined the stream, the screen blank with a small watermark at the bottom
sexeyes
Get it? sexeyes instead of sixeyes, yeah? okay.
You don't know why, but this was more addictive and at least ten times more pleasurable than watching regular porn.
His voice felt like he was right there, guiding you to a perfect orgasm- we haven't gotten to that yet.
After a long day of sitting in hour-long lectures and stressing about assignments... You were finally tucked under your covers, buried in pillows with the lights turned off. Your phone was lying on the one beside you while you lay flat on your back, eyes shut, while imagining the perfect man speaking to you.
You were gnawing on your bottom lip already, impatiently waiting for him to start the good part.
"I bet you've had a tiring day, hmm?"
"It's okay... i'm here now. Want me to take care of you, baby?"
You couldn't help but nod your head, fingers already slipping underneath your shirt, tracing soft swirls on your stomach.
"Such a naughty girl, I bet you're already thinking about touching yourself."
Your breath hitched, it was as if he were speaking to you and you alone, not to the thousands of listeners. And he somehow read the minds of all of them.
"Alright then... be a good girl and start with your pretty nipples. You can do that for me, yeah? I want you to play with them, make them nice and sensitive."
You obeyed with no thought, hands trailing up from your stomach to your ribs, finally reaching your tits- fingers rubbing at the flaccid buds.
You let out a small whimper, feeling them harden from the touch.
"You're being so good... a good little slut, yeah? Don't be shy, let me hear your sweet sounds."
You swore you could hear fabric shifting, as if he was either pushing his own clothes up or down to reveal skin. This was your favourite part, getting to listen to the streamer masturbate together with you.
His breathing had gotten a bit more laboured. Or maybe you were imagining things.
"Mmhmm... feels good? Be good and guide a hand down... down... dooowwnn... You know where it should be."
Down it went, one still playing with your own nipple while the other reached down between your thighs, your palm pressing over your needy cunt. The feeling of a wet spot forming on the cotton fabric of your panties made your fingers tremble.
"Wet already?"
You could hear him quietly chuckling, shifting a bit closer to the microphone.
"Touch yourself through your cute panties. I know you want to, sweetheart."
You did exactly that, fingers pressing riggght where you knew your clit was. Your hips shifted from the pressure already, eyelids squeezing shut.
"That's it, suuuch a good girl for me."
"Let me take care of you, listen to my voice, yeah?"
You followed his instructions, quietly moaning once he told you to tease yourself and push a finger inside.
"I bet if they were mine, it'd feel much better. I'd love to play with you, angel."
"Just the thought is making me hard... want me to do it together with you?"
You nodded your head again, sinking the finger deeper, all the way down to the knuckle. "Yes... please." You didn't mean to say it out loud.
"Cmon, add another, my sweet girl. Your pretty pussy can take it, yeah?"
You whined, starting to push a second finger inside.
The sound of him heavily breathing and the shlick shlick sound of him starting to jerk off spurred you even more.
"So pretty... all mine, right? You'd never let anyone else talk to you like this, hm?"
"Feels sooo good. I have my hand wrapped around my dick... going at the same pace as you, baby."
"In... out... in... haah... out..."
Your hand moved at his guidance, your chest heaving a bit, and your skin was warmer, that knot in your stomach starting to tighten.
"Gonna cum, my pretty girl?"
"Cmon, cum for me. Be a good girl... let me hear you."
"Shit- I'm so close... let's do it together, okay?"
Your eyes behind your eyelids tried to roll back, fingers curling up against a mushy spot that made your pussy flutter and pulse around them.
A loud grunt and moans fell from his lips, and into your headphones, the wet sound of him spreading his cum over his cock was the last thing you heard before the stream ended.
You didn't even bother washing your hand or cleaning up the mess between your thighs.
You'd just take a shower in the morning.
You were sitting in your usual seat, in the second row from the front. Yes, you were one of those students.
You were talking with some friends, discussing what tung tung tung sahur would sound like in bed- but the lecture hall got quiet for some reason, making you shut up.
The doors had opened and a white-haired, well-dressed, in some expensive suit and tie, new professor had came in. He looked young, definitely hiding a shit ton of muscle underneath those clothes…
Your attention went to his eyes, and that cocky grin he wore while walking down to the desk, turning on the projector, and setting up a laptop to start teaching.
“Goood morning, I’m this course's new prof!” He beamed with a bit too much energy for 9 in the morning.
Hold on.
You felt like you had heard him somewhere. Huh. Maybe he had one of those study YouTube channels where he made guides, and you had watched one…
“My name is Satoru Gojo, but you can call me Mr. Gojo.”
Mr. Gojo, my ass.
The lesson droned on, he wasn’t bad at teaching, but for some reason, you really couldn’t focus. At all.
You tried to write down notes, but your gaze kept flicking to him leaning against the desk while waving a hand around to explain a slide.
There was something about his voice that was making you falter.
You hadn’t even noticed how bad your cunt was aching, too busy trying to focus.
Wait.
Satoru said something familiar.
“Okay, so let’s all do this together, yeah?”
That did it.
Your face heated up, your thighs gravitated together. The pencil in your hand almost snapped.
SEXEYES? THE MAN YOU’VE BEEN CUMMING TOGETHER WITH?
oh god
oh dear god
You started to hear it clearly, that teasing tone. His voice. It all clicked.
And you were lost.
Your lips were agape like a fish’s, eyes big and pupils blown wide while staring at him from your seat.
“Miss, are you alright? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” Satoru smiled at you from the desk, standing up straight.
The people and your friends around you chuckled. You fixed your face and shook your head, quickly looking down and scribbling in your notebook.
A week had passed like this. A tortorous week.
You were unable to concentrate in classes. You felt too worked up to even try to write what was in the slides.
At home, it was worse, unable to even look through the study guides.
His streams. You needed to listen to all the videos, clips- you could attach the voice to his face.
Satoru. It was him. You could see it so clearly in your imagination. His moans, how he spoke to you, what he'd look like jerking off.
Safe to say, when you had your first exam in his class.
You flunked it.
You did the only thing you could think of to fix this.
It was after hours, Satoru was in his office, looking trough what he had to do for tomorrows students.
knock knock knock !
"Yes, come in." His voice called. It made you shiver.
The door creaked open and you stepped inside, looking determined.
Gojo lit up, giving you a small grin before leaning back into the leather rolly chair. "Ah, my star student. Are you here about that grade? i promise, everything is alright and the next one will go bet-"
"No, i know the next one will go better. " You pouted a bit, standing in front of his desk, placing your phone down on it.
Your screen was opened on a specific website. His account's homepage open.
sexeyes.
Satoru faltered a bit, looking at what you were showing him.
But he just softly laughed, lightly sliding the device back over to you.
"I see, is this why you have troubles focusing in my class, sweetheart?"
You could feel the tips of your ears turning red, snatching it back.
"What? No! I know that that's you- i want a good score for the next exam!"
He tilted his head, blue irises almost mocking you while tilting his head.
"Is that all you want?"
You don't know who was more stupid. You asking to join him on a livestream. Or him agreeing and taking a student to his apartment.
You were all shy now, the attempted blackmailing hadn't even scared him one bit.
Now you were sat on the corner of his lush bed, watching your new professor set up a few microphones around it, tie loose and white shirt already unbuttoned and a small smile on his pretty lips.
"Don't be nervous. You've probably listened to me do this hundreds of times." He teased, leaning down and brushing some hair out of your eyes.
Stream: start
"Welcome back, my angels. Today we have a guest. Isn't that right, sweetheart?"
You were sat on his thighs, back flush against his chest, hands already running up and down your sides.
Something hard was already settling underneath you.
"Cmon, you're a big girl. Say hello." he encouraged you by grinding his thigh up, shifting so it was slotted between yours. The sound you made was pitiful.
"Hi..." You murmured.
You were glad he never filmed but only recorded.
But you could see the chat flowing past on the corner of one monitor. The audience getting excited for this.
It was just like listening to his voice... but now he was touching you the same way too.
Describing everything to the audience.
"If i touch you here... aww, it's okay. No need to shake so much, baby."
"Look at you... riding my thigh so pretty. Does it feel better if i do thisss?"
"Such a sweet pussy, look at it. It's all wet because of me. Want me to finger you, darling?"
"Such a sweetheart, drooling all over my fingers. Cmon, keep sucking."
"Lean back for me, yeah... that's it, such a pretty little slut."
"Look how big i am... is it even going to fit? You look scared. Come here, i'll help you calm down. Open your mouth again."
"You take me so well... do you feel how deep inside i am, my angel?"
You barely spoke, too worried about how you'd sound. But he got you to make the lewdest sounds just with a few words.
The sound of his hips driving into yours and skin meeting skin was picked up by the microphones.
The wet squelch of his fat cock bullying your drooly pussy and the groans of him sucking on you nipple were all recorded.
Not to mention the whimper and deep groan from you both at the end when two releases mixed inside of a stuffed, very happy pussy.
The livestream had the most views he had ever received.
And you got the highest grade in the course.
No need to spend your nights listening to his voice through headphones anymore when you could just ask for another credit boost and a cameo.
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coming back on here 2 say this
fuck I.C.E
fuck tr*mp
fuck ep*tein
fuck shitrael
fuck sexism
fuck k*rk
fuck pro-life
fuck white supremacy
fuck racism
everything is political.
no one is illegal on stolen land
arrest everyone mentioned in the files
i love immigrants
free palestine, cogo, venezuela, etc
abortion is healthcare
blame the predator, not the victims clothes.
no uterus no opinion
love is love
trans woman = woman
trans man = man
mental health matters
all addictions matter
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed
𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 ᝰ This stage of pregnancy has you hungry all the time. Thankfully, your mate, Neteyam, is always willing to satisfy your cravings and make any meal you ask for. After a long day, you come home craving one of your favorite dishes, only to discover your brother-in-law Lo’ak has already eaten it. Lo’ak thinks it’s no big deal, that he’ll just get a little scolding from you. He quickly learns pregnancy has changed more than just your appetite.
𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆… Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk'itan
𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓… SFW ᝰ Atwow timeline [forest based], fem!Omatikaya!reader, featuring Brother-in-Law!Lo'ak, fluff, minor angst/tension, domestic, established relationship [mates/marriage], pregnancy [second trimester], mention of pregnancy symptoms, experiencing mood swings [reader]; na'vi language w/ translations
𝐃𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… 3.6k words
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑… I’m so glad to be posting for Neteyam again because it’s been a longggg time since I wrote a fic for him!! I think this plot fits him well and we all know Neteyam would be the best mate, and Lo’ak would definitely do something like this😭. I really enjoyed writing for this pairing (I love writing anything with pregnancy and/or babies) and while writing I came up with another fun idea to do that I might start working on soon🤭. As always, I hope y’all enjoy and always feel free to comment and reblog, I can’t wait to read y’all reactions!
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The entryway flap rustles as you step inside the marui, shoulders sore, fingers still faintly smelling of fiber and natural dye. After a long afternoon of spending time with Neytiri and the women from the weavers circle, you are tired and very, very hungry.
Neteyam and Lo’ak are sitting together after a successful hunt, half-listening to each other, but still enjoying the company. When Neteyam hears footsteps behind him, his head snaps up. “There you are,” he says, standing immediately to greet you. His eyes sweep over your frame, settling on your round belly before opening his arms to pull you into a hug. “How was weaving with mother?”
“Long, but fun.” you sigh, leaning into his chest as he kisses your temple, happy to be back in your mate’s embrace after a tiresome day. “My back hurts, my feet are throbbing, and I am starving.”
Being in the second trimester, you thought the worst was over. Instead of dealing with morning sickness, fatigue, and tender breasts, you now have a gnawing hunger that's drawn to very specific things that refuse to be reasoned with. The smell of Neteyam’s scent mingles faintly with the dye on your fingers, a mix that makes your stomach twist.
Neteyam’s hands rub slow, soothing circles onto your lower back, hoping it’ll take the ache away. “You should sit,” he murmurs, already guiding you towards the woven mat he was sitting on before you arrived. “You’ve been on your feet all day.”
Lo’ak snorts lazily from where he’s stretched out, thinking it’s funny how you’ve started eating the same amount of food as multiple full grown Na’vi. “She’s always hungry now, like a nantang [viperwolf].”
You shot him a look, not in the mood for his antics when your about to die of hunger. “Watch it, Lo'ak. I bare your niece or nephew. It takes much energy to grow a child.”
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
i need a lucky potato
woke up extra black today, nobody can tell me SHIT.
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ㅤㅤBUNNY PLAYHOUSE
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ㅤㅤㅤ────MOST LOVED!
ㅤ⋆ His Babysitter Fantasy Come True!────wc 6.7k, dilf!Gojo, oneshot, smut, crack, fluff
ㅤ⋆ Adult Store────wc 7k, adult store employee!Geto, multi-chapter, smut
ㅤ⋆ I Want To Kiss You────wc 25k, language barrier romance, multi-chapter, fluff only
ㅤ⋆ Satoru's Youth/Camcorder Memories────wc 1.3k, major angst
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ㅤㅤㅤ────FULL-LENGTH SERIES
ㅤ⋆ High Exposure────to be released
JJK!Men x f!reader
You’re a college student living a double life as a top performer at an adult club. By day, getting tangled in messy drama with boys on campus and by night letting all your worries wash away in the laps of rich daddies twice your age. Will you sink too deep into the wrong man's vortex?
ㅤ⋆ Found You In The Blue────to be released, surfer!Satosugu, love triangle, angst, smut, fluff, enemies to lovers
ㅤ⋆ A Boy Like Snow────to be released, figure skater!Gojo, lots of fluff, angst
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ㅤㅤㅤ────ONESHOTS
ㅤ⋆ The Slutty Virgin Agenda────to be released, babysitter!Gojo x millionaire MILF!reader, smut, crack, defloration, age gap
ㅤ⋆ Satosugu Argue While Eiffel Towering You────smut, crack
ㅤ⋆ soulmates are just one big, dumb theory, right?────nerd!Gojo, fluff only
ㅤ⋆ Balls-Deep Facetime────bully!Gojo, ex!Geto, smut
ㅤ⋆ She's About To Graduate With A Degree In Slutology!────wc 16k, professor!Gojo, smut,
ㅤ⋆ My Name On Your skin────tattoo artist!Geto, fluff only
ㅤ⋆ Milkman Gojo────smut, crack
ㅤ⋆ FWB!Gojo who grovels and FWB!Gojo who falls for you ────angst, smut
ㅤ⋆ Heartbroken Heartbreaker────you rejected Gojo, angst only
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ㅤㅤㅤ────MINI-SERIES
ㅤ⋆ Loved By A God────to be released, olympian god!Gojo x mortal!reader, fluff, major angst
ㅤ⋆ Cupid Is Stupid────to be released, cupid!Gojo x reader, fluff, crack, office romance, romcom
ㅤ⋆ The Rude Prince────prince!Gojo, period piece (late 1800s—early 1900s), sfw, fluff, angst, enemies to lovers, unrequited love to requited love, heartbreak, multiple rejections, one-sided pining, unrealized love, romantic tension, kissing/heated scenes, happy ending
Prince Satoru has been nothing but a hopeless romantic, living licentiously and relishing in how women fall at his feet—yet never seeming to find the perfect soulmate like he finds in books. He thought he'd yearn his life away until you appear; a writer he has employed to transcribe his spoken novels, because he couldn't be bothered to learn how to use the typewriter. You think he's insufferable—meanwhile he could not be more enamored by you. Being spoiled rotten all his life, Satoru is quite stunned that you could ever reject someone as great as him. Is it even possible to fall in love with such an arrogant idiot of a man?
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ㅤㅤㅤ────HEADCANONS
ㅤ⋆ I Cum In Peace!────wc 4k, alien!Gojo, crack, smut
ㅤ⋆ Lovesick!Gojo────fluff only
ㅤ⋆ Sex Addict Santa!Gojo────smut
ㅤ⋆ Figure Skater!Gojo────fluff only
ㅤ⋆ Swimmer!Gojo────smut, age gap (Gojo is 40)
ㅤ⋆ Florist!Gojo────fluff only
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ㅤㅤㅤ────ABSOLUTE CRACK
ㅤ⋆ Evil Barista!Naoya (Who Is Evil And A Barista)────Naoya, crack
ㅤ⋆ Mosquito!Choso────your soulmate trapped in a mosquito, crack
ㅤ⋆ Cheeseburger!Gojo x fries!reader────proximity, fast food romance trope, angst, cheeseburger: do not eat
ㅤ⋆ The Email Exchange────fluffy crack, office worker Gojo
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ㅤㅤㅤ────ANGST FOR THE MASOCHISTS
ㅤ⋆ Satoru mourns you────heavy angst, hurt no comfort, satoru mourning, reader is dead, a vague implication of suicidal ideation
ㅤ⋆ My Love, My Guillotine────heartbroken!Gojo, angst, first love
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ㅤㅤㅤ────OLDER MASTERLISTS
ㅤ⋆ Prev. masterlist
ㅤ⋆ Pink glitter era masterlist
ㅤ⋆ An old Gojo masterlist
ㅤ⋆ Really old masterlist
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ㅤㅤㅤ────OTHER
ㅤ⋆ Yummy promptlist────for requests, when they're open. which they're not. so don't even think ab it.
ㅤ⋆ Ultimate erotica cheatsheat────a smut writer's resource
ㅤ⋆ Off the wall────writing challenge really just for me lol
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ㅤ⋆ 𝖛𝖊𝖊𝖏𝖎𝖊𝖟
All wrapped up!
JJK smut head cannons following the festive season ;)
masterlist | jjk masterlist
Characters: Nanami Kento, Toji Fushiguro, Choso Kamo, Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, Higuruma Hiromi, Shoko Ieiri
Tags: Bondage, shibari ropes, little bit of foot kissing, condoms, no condoms, doggy, missionary, oral (fem receiving), restrained movement, slow sex, lingerie, creampie, reader on top for one, experimenting (dildo, vibrator, and more), p in v, reader has female anatomy, 18+, mdni !
A/N at the end pookie
uhh not proofread but i made my friend read it first
In 2012 I painted the top image: Rise
In 2026 I am saddened to have to repaint this update: Fall
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
I know what i like and who i am