Believe; It Gets Better.

She/Her | Scorpio | INFP/INFJ

[memewhore]

[demilypyro]

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[toastbutteregg]

[winterrose42]

As we get into the colder months I wish all my mutuals with chronic pain and arthritis made worse with changing temperature a safe and comfortable winter.

[bunfart90]

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[valtsv]

sorry i'm getting beheaded can i call you back

[solarsyrup]

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[givemestuffies]

[kaijuno]

[sleepy-bebby]

🧛 🐈‍⬛

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

she is her own biggest fan.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[professorsparklepants]

Ornery Old Man Cursed To Only Make Chicken Noises

[queerasaurus-rexx]

professor at a magic school right there

[madseance]

he seems fine

[anxietyproblem]

[kosmogrl]