[heystephen]

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

[thedivinemagnet]

[itsocd]

[c3rvida3]

you seriously think it's okay that you have nazis in your family """"bur you raised mexican catholic"""" whatever the fuck mexican catholic means and high ranking nazis at that?

Look at me. Hey, no, for real, look me in the eyes.

Do you think Ashkenazi is a special type of "high ranking" nazi? 

[thebowltender]

moms b like "your emotional pain causes ME emotional pain and that is what we will be focusing on today"

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[ryonahole-deactivated20211102]

Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

boy friend

[larkfeather1153]

If you have epilepsy/photosensitivity, you may want to avoid the Quick Reblog thing on mobile for the time being. For some reason the green confirmation bar at the bottom of the screen is now flashing rapidly (basically strobing) whenever I Quick Reblog a post, and Tumblr Support hasn't gotten back to me about it besides the standard list of basic troubleshooting.

[larkfeather1153]

If you have epilepsy/photosensitivity, you may want to avoid the Quick Reblog thing on mobile for the time being. For some reason the green confirmation bar at the bottom of the screen is now flashing rapidly (basically strobing) whenever I Quick Reblog a post, and Tumblr Support hasn't gotten back to me about it besides the standard list of basic troubleshooting.

[faggothankhill]

I didn't see anyone adding this in the notes, but it does the same thing if you send a post to someone

[born2weird]

Love this quote

[luststricken]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[helpmemysisterisafreak]

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

[chusovitina]

“Tumblr users who weren’t here before the porn ban…” bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[deadbeatmaker]

me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same

[crochetlesbian]

Me, a cashier trying to communicate to the customer that i think is gay that im not hitting on them but that i am also gay

[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[sleepysvts]

matching w people you know on tinder is always so stressful? like did we match bc we wanna maybe go on a date w eachother...?did we match to be like Hey! I know you!! and do either of us actually know which one it is? i think not