bear

"the most remarkable thing about coming home to you is the feeling of being in motion again. it's the most extraordinary thing in the world."

[sleepytime-alibi]

I AM CUTE I AM CUTE BUT I EANT TO BE HOT ONE DAY DHSUAIISISUDDHEH

[sleepytime-alibi]

Btw I accidentally waxed off a chunk of an eyebrow 1/

5 experience

[sleepytime-alibi]

[sleepytime-alibi]

making friends on my walk

[crazy-brazilian]

[pixelartpeach]

This did not brace me for the actual contents of the site

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[sleepytime-alibi]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[dreadfulbugg]

chained up 

model: @grimygurl 

photography by me

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[straycatj]

家主おきるです

オレのたんぶらも　おきるです

Hey, get up landlady, and get my tumblr up

[doomspoon888]

What do the Soundwave cassettes think of Shockwave in your fanfics? Do they see him as a funny guy?

He's the embarrassing stepfather

[its-always-silly-season]

my most old person take is that i think the prose of most contemporary fiction is unreadable. every sentence. is so short. and punchy. and you can never. get pulled into. the flow of the story. because it feels like. you're being pelted. with tiny pebbles of sentences. and i hate it.

[amnesiaguy]

seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet

[strawbewiebaby]

[sleepytime-alibi]

Got a heel blister and I’m gonna pout for the next few days.

[reginasphalanges]

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2.06 — AFTERNOON DELIGHT