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cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

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“i’m gonna write” i whisper as i don’t

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(229): when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.

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“Words to live by, Eggsy.”

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(704): Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun

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Therapist: what's your healthiest coping mechanism?

Me: ??????isolation?????

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notimeforemotion:

     A flat stare is the only response Merlin can muster.

❝ Y’must like ‘em back, then, if you’re not gonna say. ❞

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Eggsy: Do you want to hear a joke?

Merlin: No.

Eggsy: Yes, you do. Okay, here it goes-

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Remember your training. There's no time for emotion in this scenario.

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notimeforemotion:

    ❝I fail to see why that’d be any of your concern.❞ Damn this month and, quite frankly, damn this holiday to the deepest pits of hell. 

❝ C’mon, Merlin, we’re mates. You can tell us. ❞ Eggsy’d take a few guesses himself, but Merlin’s bound to know.

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(253): Can we climb Your roof? 

(1-253): No bitch its 2am go home.

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notimeforemotion:

      ❝Looking forward to it.❞ And there’s that. Settled. No more dissuading Eggsy from impractical, ludicrous displays of—dear sweet Jesus. There is no well of inner strength deep enough to draw from in the face of a personal question, and Merlin breaks into a frown. ❝That is none of your business.❞

❝ So, yes, then? Who’s it from, you think? ❞ He only smirks at the appearance of Merlin’s frown, entirely undeterred. 

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notimeforemotion:

   ❝Neither. I already have a dog.❞ And he’s not ready to subscribe to the cat crazy life. He sighs, reaching inwards for a well of strength. Eggsy’s headstrong manner, which beneficial on missions, couldn’t possibly end well for Merlin in this situation, and it would be best to stop this train of thought before the junior agent suggested something outlandish like tropical-flavoured condoms. ❝How about a card, Eggsy? A nice, platonic card full of nice, platonic platitudes.❞

❝ S’your gift, ❞ he concedes, though he’s already planning on enlisting his sister to help him make the card. She’ll take any excuse to scribble on something with markers and he’s meant to stop by, anyway. ❝ You get anything from a secret admirer? ❞