Sir This Is A McDonalds Drive Thru-

•My name is Wil • Formerly mrbeeboi • • he/they • • 22• •aro/ace• •I eat dirt. No really. I do• My off-putting nature is a good thing, actually. ••• I believe people can change, and that they deserve the opportunity to do better. ••• RESPECT CCs BOUNDARIES if you don’t I’ll break into your house and paint every object in it high-vis yellow this has been a PSA

[wilt-the-guy]

Some Stuff About Me!

Heyo, my name is Wil! Unrelated to my enjoyment of Wilbur Soot, it was just an awkward coincidence. Originally made as my Minecraft/content creator brainrot sideblog under the name MrBeeBoi where I put all the stuff I’m too embarrassed to let my mutuals on my main blog see, but is quickly becoming the place where I ramble about whatever I want whenever I want.

— I’m 22, wooo gotta love being a fandom adult

— I’m American, unfortunately

— I’m aro/ace and transmasc (I’m genderfluid), just started HRT and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me

— Virgo☀️ Libra 🌕 Taurus ⬆️

— I play guitar and drums, and I sing a little. I’m not great at any of it lol but I love doing it anyway. My friends and I are starting a band and we’re all terrible, it’s incredible!

— I paint and draw sometimes. I also write, but not for fandom anymore.

— I’m WSS. I think that’s obvious. If you’ve got a problem with it please just move along. I could give you my laundry list of reasons, but you don’t care and we both know it.

— My favorite Lovejoy song is It’s Golden Hour Somewhere, my favorite song on Your City Gave Me Asthma is Your Sister Was Right, and my favorite song off Mammalian Sighing Reflex is a tie between Glass Chalet and Trying Not To Think About It.

DNI List:

• Homophobes, transphobes, TERFs, Trumpies, the like. You get the deal.

• Hardcore Catholics and other Christian denominations. Basically all Bible-thumpers. Go away I’m too busy kissing Satan directly on the mouth with tongue to listen to you. She and I are having hot evil lesbian sex later.

• A soft DNI to young minors. It’s more like a “holding you at arms length” thing. We can talk, I’m just not interested in being more than people in the same fandom who talk to each other. Teenagers are kind of a gray area, depends on the person.

• People who are unbelievably horny about Wilbur Soot to like a parasocial level. Sorry, the majority of you are children and that man is at least a decade older than you. Go find someone your own age to lust after, I promise you he does not want you.

• Toxic SSS/Wilbur Soot haters. Womp womp there it is, we saw it coming. I love a petty fandom fight as much as the next guy, but eventually I will just block you. Block me and move on, pretty please. It’s what I do. Your life will be so much better if you avoid the things that upset you.

• Real Person Shippers. You aren’t participating in fandom, you’re harassing people. It’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s not harmless. Especially for the people being shipped.

[wilt-the-guy]

Missed yet another stream because of Obligations.

[itsyaboilexus]

randomly remembered i had a fight in a tiktok comment section with someone who compared wilbur to ted bundy and im crying wtf do you mean you compare a guy who bites to a serial killer

[puppyn0waaa]

Wilbur's Ocean Cheese is still a landmark on Calvert Island, Canada

this is the best landmark ever. just a giant piece of metal.

[bloodonmybodyrn]

Omg I love this pic of him sooo muchhh <3xoxo

Ps: I've not had much motivation to post so mb

[hyburnating]

he’s disheartened by the burger :(

[sbblake]

written by william gold, performed by wilbur soot ⭐️

<3 follow my twitter here:

[xximnotokaytodayxx]

Wilbah

This is just a tiny thing I did in 20 minutes

It literally has like, 10cm and I did it with an hb pencil so 😭😭😭

Ash is next

[xximnotokaytodayxx]

Not liking someone doesn't give you permission to be transphobic and fatphobic btw 🥰

Wilbur was 100% right to call everyone out, and not condoning this kind of sick behavior doesn't mean he's defending Tyler

Thought this was obvious, but I guess it's not...

[im-sorry-but-boris-im-leaving-d]

i leave this account for two days and i see that wss has finally started calling out the weird, unhealthy parasocial, VERY over sexual people around these parts

bout time

67 on a merry rizzmas

wouldn't be surprised if I'm accidently following one of these people, i only interact with like 5 people

[piscesanon]

Sorry if this is bothering you, but I got this ask about you dropped into my Inbox this morning and want to know if you have any clue what the fuck this person is on about?? Feel free not to answer but I am so confused, and if you have made these allegations somewhere I haven't seen of course evidence would be needed but I don't think you did???

No? I think this person is making stuff up… genuinely... That or they’re not understanding what I said…

[fiascophobia]

Good to know, I knew it sounded like bullshit. So sorry you're dealing with this. You must be even more sick and tired of this than I am.

More nonsense under the cut

I asked them for proof and another Anon sent this.

In what world is someone sending someone else making the claim screenshotted from Tumblr to Twitter evidence?

I am going to clothesline my head into the wall.

[piscesanon]

I may join you in that…

[wilt-the-guy]

I mean these people took her claims at face value without fact checking, critically thinking or doing any amount of research. Is it surprising they’ll just go on social media and lie and be believed?

These people don’t want you to be innocent so they’ll make shit up, and they know the echo chamber will do its job because they want us all ostracized and dead.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[teachiisan]

(Not a ship)

[fiascophobia]

Using the Wibur Soot tag(s) In Tyler Catastrophe posts that have nothing to do with him has been an annoyance of mine for a while. I hate lolcow culture enough but this is just an extra annoyance.

Criticize Tyler for faking being native or whatever else shit they did if the proof is there, but Don't go into full scale transphobic harassment and don't use it to ride off the Wilbur Hate train that should have stopped two years ago.

Sorry, needed to get this off my chest. I dunno if it's just me that's noticed this but I needed to say it.

[bigq-kisser2000]

"The Brighton Biter" i automatically assume you have no respect for anybody, not even the person (Shubble) you claim to support

[xximnotokaytodayxx]

This song is so good, the lyrics are PEAK and his vocals OH FUCK OH MY

Wilbur Soot, the artist you are

[charliehonks]

Bro- must be his first time being a youtuber…

But seriously 😞 dang it

[acecorvid-v4l]

WILBUR SCRAPPED LOVEJOY SONG

I SCREEN RECORDED THE MOMENT HE SAID “THE BAND WOULD GET MAD AT ME FOR THIS”!